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[tipsygnostalgia]

so it seems its that time where they r bringing in new recruists and it got me thinking
how do they know waht ppl to being in?
* bring
i mean is it totally random and they dont even know wtf is being brought in
or is there throught proceess behind it?
also what if you are literally stoot in a group of ppl at the time and only 1 gets brought in
like hmm we have this cute guy w/glasses here who all sorts of knows how to shoot guns and has daily fighting practice w/robobs and animals
or the sweet girl thats heiress to an evil empire and survives all these assassinasstion attempts shed b so cool 2 have
or the evne hotter guy w/ rad ninja sword skills who a better fighter than anyboby weve seen who could build us deadaly robots
but no
screw them we will leave them all there
lets take that drunk girl right there who was dead just a min ago since she obvs has all the skills an winning army needs

so does anybody know at all
i mean mayeb it was mentioned before and i wasnt really lsitenign or something idk
* lisgtening
..
* listening
ha take that red squiggley line

i guess i just wondered why it was me that got brought here
and i miss my freinds :(

p.s. hi 2 all new peeps if id idnt say hi already

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

fuck you you wwerent evven there
you sure as hell looked dead

[biwinning]

yeah well apparently one of u2 ha2 2uper 2hiitty vii2iion.
hiint: iit'2 not the one who goe2 bliind whiich by the way thank2 for that fuckwiit.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhatevver
trust me if i kneww back then that wwas gonna happen id a finished the job so im SO SORRY for not blastin your corpse into a thousand pieces to make sure you wwere proper ovver an done wwith
if it evver happens again ill be sure to burn your body afterwwards

[crusthatecean]

I'M SO GLAD WE'VE ALL PUT PAST CONFLICTS BEHIND US.

NO, SOLLUX IS RIGHT, YOU FAILED SPECTACULARLY AT SUCCEEDING IN KILLING HIM.

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey i wwas speakin hypothetically
for your information i started a movvement against the initiativve an sol agreed to join as my tech guy
so just cause im here discussin the idea of brutally murderin him an burnin his still livvin corpse to ash dont mean im gonna do it

anywway shit
i guess i didnt havve much time to check
oh wwell lesson learned huh

[crusthatecean]

I DON'T CARE.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D START A MOVEMENT AGAINST THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, BUT IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE MOST UNSTABLE AND STUPID THING YOU'VE EVER DONE.

SOLLUX SAYS HE'S NOT OVER IT, SO I'M GOING TO CONTINUE HATING YOU WITH NO RESERVATIONS.

[caligulas_aquarium]

fine wwhatevver
cant say i didnt try

[crusthatecean]

AND IT NEARLY WORKED.

OH, WAIT, IT DIDN'T.

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell itd wwork if youd just get ovver it but APPARENTLY thats too much to ask
no favvors for a dead guy kar i mean really
as much as i hate the idea of goin home if i evver do end up back in that shitty excuse for an alpha timeline ill leavve the dreambubbles an just haunt you forevver howw about THAT

[crusthatecean]

OH, NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT.
YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND TELLING ME IT'S HARD, YOU'RE REALLY INTO THIS ONE HORRORTERROR AND THEY HEARTLESSLY REJECTED YOU.
NO LUCK WITH THE SQUIDLORDS, YOUR LIFE IS ENDLESSLY UNFAIR.
WHY DOES NO ONE VISIT YOU IN YOUR DREAMBUBBLE ALL YOU DO IS KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVES ON SIGHT.
JUST AN ETERNITY OF THE WHINY PROBLEMS OF THE UNIVERSE'S BIGGEST DOUCHE FOLLOWING ME IN YOUR GRATING VOICE.
IT WOULD BE HELL, BUT NOT AS MUCH HELL AS ACTUALLY BEING YOUR FRIEND.

[caligulas_aquarium]

god wwhatEVVER you can spout crap all you wwant about howw terrible an awwful i am to knoww but for your information there are plenty a people here wwho find my company enjoyable an wwouldnt be against activvely seekin me out for one for a convversation or somethin
so a big hopeless rock full of assholes not likin me doesnt mean im unlikeable
i just needed better friends
wwhich i havve noww
so wwho givves a shit wwhat you think

[biwinning]

cla22y.

hey kk ii'm not over iit ii'm 2tiill pii22ed at thii2 fucker.

[caligulas_aquarium]

YOU BASTARD

[biwinning]

ii'm teachiing you.
don't pii22 off a douchebag unle22 you want two get pii22ed on your2elf.
and ju2t becau2e ii 2aiid ii'd help you wiith one thiing doe2n't mean ii'm not goiing two be an a22hole iif you talk about liiterally blowiing up my uncon2ciiou2 body when ii 2leep down the hall from you.

[caligulas_aquarium]

just cause i TALK ABOUT IT dont mean im actually gonna DO IT
your safety is pretty much assured considerin i need you alivve

[But even then if he was sure Roxy could do it alone he'd drop you in a heartbeat.]

i mean if i set fire to the hold an bleww it up evverytime i told someone i wwould youd all be dead by noww anywway
see
its just idle thoughts that could be but wwont
not that it MATTERS since the damage is done anywway you ass

[biwinning]

ii thought you priided your2elf on your talk not beiing cheap.
here'2 le22on two: don't 2ay 2hiit you don't mean.
unle22 you're prepared two face the con2equence2.

[caligulas_aquarium]

no look i mean

[fuck]

i told them i COULD do it ok not that FUCK YOU GUYS HOLD IS GOIN DOWWN
an fuck off wwith the lessons youre not teachin me shit
if anythin the fact youre bein so incredibly insufferable right noww is drivvin me off the idea entirely

[biwinning]

ii thought 2toopiing two your level would mean you'd under2tand fa2ter, my bad.
fiine how would ii get you two lii2ten genuiinely.

[caligulas_aquarium]

seriously wwhats your game here
wwhatre you tryin to pull captor

[crusthatecean]

GOOD.

THEN I RESCIND ALL PREVIOUS OFFERS OF NOT HOLDING A MASSIVE GRUDGE ABOUT THIS.

[private]

[biwinning]

hey.
maybe you 2hould ju2t forgiive hiim anyway.
ii'm only half-pii22ed ii gue22.
ii mean iif feferii 2ay2 2he'2 forgiiven hiim.

[PRIVATE]

[crusthatecean]

REALLY?
LISTEN, I MEANT WHAT I SAID. IF YOU THREE DON'T CARE, THEN I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE TO START SHIT.

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO FORGIVE HIM. I CAN'T.

IT DOESN'T MATTER, I WASN'T PLANNING ON STARTING SHIT ANYWAY. I CAN HATE LIKE A RESPONSIBLE PERSON, QUIETLY SEETHING OVER HERE IN THE BACKGROUND.

[PRIVATE]

[biwinning]

ii've had two deal wiith hiim for liike. half a 2weep already.
but ju2t becau2e ii'm 2tiill holdiing a grudge...
ii don't know, ii don't want hiim two hold you re2pon2iible 2omehow.
liike whatever iif he hate2 me, riight now he need2 me for 2omethiing 2o he won't 2tart anythiing.
ju2t 2ay you forgiive hiim.
even iif you don't.
do that re2pon2iible 2eethiing thiing.

[private]

[crusthatecean]

IF YOU'RE SUGGESTING THE REASON I FORGIVE HIM IS BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HIM COMING AFTER ME,
DOUBLE GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THEN FUCK YOURSELF AGAIN TO RUIN YOUR DUALITY FETISH.
I CAN HANDLE HIM.
I'M NOT GOING TO GO ON A REVENGE MURDERSPREE, YOU'RE MISTAKING ME FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND I'M OKAY WITH WHAT HE DID WHEN I'M NOT.
FUCK ERIDAN.
IF THAT BOTHERS HIM SO MUCH HE CAN COME AT ME, AND I WILL DEAL WITH HIM MYSELF.

[private]

[biwinning]

no, you 2ponge-leakiing babbliing iidiiot.
when he ha2 the wand you really can't fiight hiim.
iit'2 two powerful and thii2 ii2 comiing from the guy who blow2 up thiing2 wiith hii2 eye2.
fiine don't forgiive hiim but don't egg hiim on eiither.