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[tipsygnostalgia]

so it seems its that time where they r bringing in new recruists and it got me thinking
how do they know waht ppl to being in?
* bring
i mean is it totally random and they dont even know wtf is being brought in
or is there throught proceess behind it?
also what if you are literally stoot in a group of ppl at the time and only 1 gets brought in
like hmm we have this cute guy w/glasses here who all sorts of knows how to shoot guns and has daily fighting practice w/robobs and animals
or the sweet girl thats heiress to an evil empire and survives all these assassinasstion attempts shed b so cool 2 have
or the evne hotter guy w/ rad ninja sword skills who a better fighter than anyboby weve seen who could build us deadaly robots
but no
screw them we will leave them all there
lets take that drunk girl right there who was dead just a min ago since she obvs has all the skills an winning army needs

so does anybody know at all
i mean mayeb it was mentioned before and i wasnt really lsitenign or something idk
* lisgtening
..
* listening
ha take that red squiggley line

i guess i just wondered why it was me that got brought here
and i miss my freinds :(

p.s. hi 2 all new peeps if id idnt say hi already

Comments

[biwinning]

black.

[crusthatecean]

OH NO.
DON'T SAY ERIDAN.

IT WOULDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE FOR IT TO BE KANAYA, IT'S PROBABLY NOT KANAYA. I GUESS IT COULD BE EQUIUS OR GAMZEE,
SHIT, IT BETTER NOT BE GAMZEE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW AWKWARD THAT WOULD BE.
OR MAYBE IT'S A HUMAN, BUT THAT'S SO STUPID, DIDN'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME? HUMANS CAN'T HAVE PROPER BLACKROMS, THE RELATIONSHIP IS BOUND TO FAIL.
OH WAIT, THERE'S THAT SEADWELLER GIRL, IS IT HER?

IT'S NOT ERIDAN, RIGHT?

[biwinning]

no.
fuck no.


iit'2 zahhak.

[crusthatecean]

OH.

THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
IT'S NOT THE WORST POSSIBLE THING.

AT LEAST, IF HE'S GOING TO GET OFF ON EVERYTHING YOU SAY ANYWAY.
EVEN IF NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO CARRY A TOWEL AT ALL TIMES.

[biwinning]

liike hell ii'm goiing two carry hii2 towel2 for hiim he can get that 2hiit on hii2 own.

[crusthatecean]

I MEANT IF HE GETS SWEAT ON YOU OR SOMETHING BUT
NOW THE CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH THAT COULD HAPPEN ARE OCCURRING TO ME AND I KIND OF WANT TO DIE.

OKAY, YOU WERE RIGHT, I'M A LITTLE JUDGMENTAL ABOUT THIS.
IT'S JUST UNEXPECTED, THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY HE'D BE HATE WORTHY I FUCKING GUESS.
MY JUDGMENT ISN'T OVERALL EXCESSIVE HERE, IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
IF YOU'RE GOOD WITH IT THEN WAY TO GO?

[biwinning]

ii don't know how el2e two put iit.
iit work2?
iin a weiird way.
ii don't feel bad at all at ju2t throwiing hiim out a wiindow and he get2 off on iit 2o.
yeah.

uh.
2o how about you.
anythiing new quadrant2 wii2e.

[crusthatecean]

I JUST HAD A FULL BODY SPASM
RELATED TO A SHUDDER IN THE SAME WAY A SEISMIC TREMOR IS RELATED TO A PLANETARY EXTINCTION EVENT.
DON'T TALK ABOUT WHAT GETS EQUIUS OFF, I CAN'T EVEN SAY HOW MUCH THAT GROSSES ME OUT.
LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT I'M PROBABLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW DETAILS.

AND AS FOR ME,
YEAH. ACTUALLY.
I SORT OF HAVE A MOIRAIL NOW.
SINCE WE LAST SPOKE SIX HOURS AGO.
DON'T ASK FOR DETAILS ABOUT THAT EITHER, SHIT SPUN OUT OF CONTROL FOR A WHILE. A LOT HAPPENED.

[biwinning]

you ju2t 2aiid 2omethiing your2elf about hiim gettiing off!!
look ok whatever let'2 not talk about thii2.

ok.
ii2 iit gamzee?

[crusthatecean]

LET'S NEVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.

YEAH, IT'S HIM.
MAYBE IT WAS OBVIOUS, I DON'T KNOW. BUT ANYWAY, THAT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO CATCH UP ON WITH ME, BEYOND ALL THE SHIT NO ONE WANTS TO DISCUSS.

wow i thought i tagged this SOBBING

[biwinning]

iit wa2 obviiou2 becau2e you kiind of iimpliied iit earliier.