exsilium | 1st Sölö [Video]

Whoa, hey uh... Is this thing on?

[Eddie's face fills the screen for a moment before he pulls the device back, giving the viewer a clear shot of the word "SUCCORIA" on his t-shirt, as well as a badge that reads "Ironheade" in bold white letters against a black background, and above it is a sword pointing down into a pattern of rocks similar to Stonehenge. The badge itself is dangling from a lanyard, and is intertwined with a rather large fang dangling from a black cord draped around Eddie's neck.]

Right, cool. So they brought me up to speed on the kinda shit you guys have been dealing with. The good news? I'm throwing my hat in the ring with you guys. Name's Eddie, Eddie Riggs. I'm a roadie. If you're wondering what the bad news is, well, the bad news is they didn't bring the rest of the army with me, but don't you guys worry about that!

Trust me, we'll have this under control in no time, we just need some good music, scrap metal, and some willing hands to help me work on some projects once I got my shit in order over here.

So what do you say, guys? How about we give this rebellion a bit more Rock?

[While he waits for people to chime in, he's going to alternate between reading his tour book, tuning his guitar, and looking over the edges of his battle axe.]

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What the hell? I could understand maybe bringing something like an old general who had a lot of victories under his belt, but that just doesn't make any damn sense.

Exactly. We're being chaperoned by a bunch of ninnies.

Next time I catch one of those Initiative guys, I'm gonna grill him on what their plan is with that. That's something else we'll have to compensate for, too. If there are people that can't fight, they need to be protected. I mean, if someone like you or I happen to get caught, we can probably just bust our way out.

They tend to not be very helpful. United Earth has proven to be more impressive than them on a few accounts.

Yes, this is true. I could very much bust myself out.

What has United Earth done in the past? I've heard people talking about a bombing run?

Attacked up rather brutally. And theur methods of getting our attention seem to do much better than the Intiative's to get theirs.

Well, if they pull that shit again, I'll bring a burning zeppelin full of hydrogen down on their heads.

And I expect you to be there to shout "Oh the humanity!" Or uh, whatever your people are named.

D --> That is an oddly specific threat but I appreciate the violent mental image
D --> Why would I do that, trollmanity is not a word

It's specific because that's what my most powerful solo does. I call it Bring it on Home.

You guys must get jokes about goats and living under bridges all the time, huh?

Solo? [...]

No, we don't. We are not that type of troll. That is a human made fantastical race of unintelligent bafoons.

Y'know, a guitar solo. Shit like making people feel more awesome, or summoning my car so I can drive it around.

So what kind of troll are you?

No, I don't know. Everything you are currently expressing to me sounds like a scrupulous mount of hogwash. But I've gotten used to hearing such unbelievable rabble since I arrived here.

I'm an Alternian troll, from the planet Alternia.

It's all true, dude. Just wait and see.

Okay. I will.

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