1st Sölö [Video]

[asskickersunite]

Whoa, hey uh... Is this thing on?

[Eddie's face fills the screen for a moment before he pulls the device back, giving the viewer a clear shot of the word "SUCCORIA" on his t-shirt, as well as a badge that reads "Ironheade" in bold white letters against a black background, and above it is a sword pointing down into a pattern of rocks similar to Stonehenge. The badge itself is dangling from a lanyard, and is intertwined with a rather large fang dangling from a black cord draped around Eddie's neck.]

Right, cool. So they brought me up to speed on the kinda shit you guys have been dealing with. The good news? I'm throwing my hat in the ring with you guys. Name's Eddie, Eddie Riggs. I'm a roadie. If you're wondering what the bad news is, well, the bad news is they didn't bring the rest of the army with me, but don't you guys worry about that!

Trust me, we'll have this under control in no time, we just need some good music, scrap metal, and some willing hands to help me work on some projects once I got my shit in order over here.

So what do you say, guys? How about we give this rebellion a bit more Rock?

[While he waits for people to chime in, he's going to alternate between reading his tour book, tuning his guitar, and looking over the edges of his battle axe.]

Comments

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[draconic_historian]

[Oh look it's a dragon.]

Having an actual army would have perhaps been handy. Is a roadie some manner of general, then?

Video

[asskickersunite]

Roadies are usually just supposed to tour with bands. We're the guys who clean up the stage, tune the instruments, make sure the band has whatever they need to do what they do.

I just handle the organization, I'm no leader.

[Hold on Ricasthix. The wheels in his head are turning.]

Am I talking to a dragon?

Video etc

[draconic_historian]

So more like a quartermaster or lackey. Well it takes all kinds, I suppose.

[Knew he'd get it eventually.]

I have to admit as a species we tend to stand out. We are not known for subtlety.

Re: Video etc

[asskickersunite]

That's a roadie's philosophy, yeah. We only appear somewhere when we're needed, and before you know it, we're gone.

[It doesn't take him very long to move past it, however.]

Man, it would have been useful to have someone who could fly and breathe fire when we were fighting the Drowning Doom. Maybe I can build something like that here...

[Scribble, scribble, those are notes going into Eddie's Tour Book.]

[draconic_historian]

Yes, it probably would have been.

[The smugness is almost palpable, but it quickly fades to curiosity.]

Can you build flying machines of your own? The last time we clashed with the United Earth, they had such devices in great numbers.

[asskickersunite]

Give me time and materials, I can make it happen. I had a reputation for being the best roadie in the business. I can build or fix damn near anything.

I didn't really have parts to put together any airborne vehicles before, but I didn't need to back then.

[draconic_historian]

Well this is no longer the case. I am confident that I can defeat any one of their flying machines, but against an army of them there is little I can do.

[asskickersunite]

Trust me when I say the odds are gonna be way more in our favor with me here.

[Especially given one particular Guitar Solo he has in mind.]

[draconic_historian]

Very well, Sir Riggs. Know that you have the honor of fighting alongside the dragon Ricasthix. I look forwards to seeing if you can make good on your boasts.

[asskickersunite]

Oh I won't just make good on them, I'll blow your freakin' mind.