1st Flight - text

[swissarmybow]

[Alright, so Hawkeye may, in fact, have spent some time going through the device and getting familiar with it, and he may have read up on the situation at hand, but he's not one to run in without a plan. Well, not into all-out war, anyway. He may also have noticed some familiar people in the archives.

Unobtrusive, he stands in a corner of the banquet hall, sending out a short message:]

I heard there's some things that need shooting. My kind of welcome.

Comments

[swissarmybow]

Intelligent human being.

[fe_male]

Boring human being.

[swissarmybow]

In your opinion.

[fe_male]

It's all that matters.

[swissarmybow]

Yeah, you would say that.

[fe_male]

So how long have we known each other? From your side?

[swissarmybow]

About an hour, maybe. But I know more about you than I know directly.

[fe_male]

That's encouragingly familiar. Have I mentioned how nice it is to have someone from home here?

[swissarmybow]

We made a decent team.

[fe_male]

Oh. [ Good to know. Oh, thought. ] Where do you live? Here.

[swissarmybow]

305. With some pretty special characters.

[fe_male]

I'm assuming you don't mean 305 with asterisks and shit. Who're you bunking with?

[swissarmybow]

Some mean-looking woman and a guy I never see.

[fe_male]

Sounds about par for the course here. Nobody's ever in those rooms at the same time.

Unless there's a pie meeting. Mages, man.

I am SO slow right now. I'm so sorry x.x

[swissarmybow]

Pie meeting? Am I better off not knowing? Not that I have anything against pie.

no worriessss i'm not that quick myself. or at least, you got on the close end of a round of tags

[fe_male]

Depends on how you feel about magic.

[swissarmybow]

As of right now, not a fan of the stuff I've seen. I'm guessing we're not talking David Copperfield.

[fe_male]

I wish.

[swissarmybow]

...Not a fan.

[fe_male]

We can start our own group or something. 'The Casually Group-Oriented Mostly Wanted a Collective Noun for More Then Two People and Also Anti-Magic insert-appropriate-collective-noun-here' group.

[swissarmybow]

That sounded way too hyphenated for me. Try something simpler.

[fe_male]

The 'Fuck you and the magic you came in on' group.

[swissarmybow]

That works. It's like Hallmark.

[fe_male]

For when you care enough to send succinct hate mail and not waste people's time.

[swissarmybow]

Exactly. And it makes it seem a little less abrasive.