strategic_guile: (Yeah; and so he was like...)
Blaine Thorps ([personal profile] strategic_guile) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-10-16 12:40 pm

Second | Video --> Action

[The video starts up and you get a blonde with an upticked mouth looking at you.]

So everyone got these new tablets, but teaching us how to use them was just one step they weren't willing to take. I figure I could step in here and offer to teach the basics to anyone who was having a problem using theirs.

I'll be at the *insert random place here idk* for most of today, so if anyone wants to stop by for a lesson, I'll be there. [Grins a little wiser] I hope ya'll are good, attentive students so I don't regret this later.

[/feed ends]
hostage: (dubious ☣)

[In Person]

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-17 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Polite talk unexpected. No one ever asks him that question.]

Uh... Better, yeah. What about you?

[He'd expected to just hand over the quarter and send the guy on his way, but now he steps aside to wave Blaine on in.]
hostage: (witty ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-17 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jesse closes the door, locks it, and latches it. He doesn't want the girls to just walk in on a deal. As he walks back to the couch, he tosses the quarter baggie onto the coffee table. The rocks inside it are beautiful, clear blue crystals.]

Ain't gonna be boring now.
hostage: (supine ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-17 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It's yours, man. Be my guest and hit it, if you want.

[The table's scuffed enough from Jesse's own glass-breaking and line-snorting. He doesn't expect that his roommates have noticed, but a jibhead certainly would. Meanwhile, Jesse sits back and gets comfortable.]

That's 96.2% pure, my friend. Best in the U.S. and cleaner than anything you ever seen coming outta Mexico by far. So yeah, you could say I'm a pretty damn good chemist.
hostage: (snarky ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Jesse shrugs at being called "cocky". The product speaks for itself, really, and there's no disputing that he's the second best meth cook in North America - possibly in the world. But beyond assuring someone that he hasn't just given them garbage, he doesn't care about the title anymore. Not enough to brag further.]

What're you looking for?
hostage: (considerate ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
What're you trying to blow up?
hostage: (obedient ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't worried. I'm asking 'cause I need to know how big the boom oughta be.
hostage: (irritated ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
How come you don't just grab some grenades outta the armory? I'm just saying... 'cause whatever I give you, it's gonna be more unstable than something like that.
hostage: (cramped ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
You might wanna find somebody else, then.
hostage: (sardonic ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
'cause I'm cooking in their labs with their supplies. 'cause I'm their chemist.
hostage: (snarky ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's what I'm there for. I cook them some glass, I get to keep some for myself.
hostage: (cynical ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't ask.



(( Go ahead! ))
hostage: (wry ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Jesse rises too, moving to the door to unlock it. (Such a process, really.)]

Enjoy it. Probably the most fun you'll have around here without killing people.
hostage: (unimpressed ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2012-10-18 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Try sex on meth. Trust me, bro.

[He gives a sage nod, a wave, and disappears back into the apartment to finish his dinner.]