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[strategic_guile]

[The video starts up and you get a blonde with an upticked mouth looking at you.]

So everyone got these new tablets, but teaching us how to use them was just one step they weren't willing to take. I figure I could step in here and offer to teach the basics to anyone who was having a problem using theirs.

I'll be at the *insert random place here idk* for most of today, so if anyone wants to stop by for a lesson, I'll be there. [Grins a little wiser] I hope ya'll are good, attentive students so I don't regret this later.

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[Video]

[strategic_guile]

Do you want me to charge you? I'm sure I could come up with some kind of price.

[Video]

[failtsuninari]

...Nah, I'm good. Got nothing better to do, honestly. There's only so much training and sparring I can do without going insane.

[Video]

[strategic_guile]

Awww, my hopes and dreams dashed right there.

Well, come on by! I'd like to hear about the training.

[Video]

[failtsuninari]

Sure. I'll be there in a sec.

[Guess who's gonna be parkouring his way there because he can and is bored.]

[strategic_guile]

[If that is on video, Blaine will whistle and give you a golf clap; Even if it isn't and Tenjou appears volting over something like a flying monkey, you will still get a golf clap]

Well, well, look who's flexible, nimble and quick~

[failtsuninari]

[He already logged off and was on his way over. When he lands, he wipes the sweat from his brow, Tenjou stands up.]

It's part of my job, so what can I say?

[strategic_guile]

What's your job?

[failtsuninari]

You're not gonna laugh if I tell you, right?

[He goes on anyway.]

I lead a special corps that deals with rogue supernatural creatures and beings that threaten the peace.

[strategic_guile]

[He opens his mouth to say 'Of course not'; probably a lie, but he is spared from it as Tenjou explains anyway.]

So, basically you can kick my ass. Got it. [Nodding to himself]

[failtsuninari]

[He shrugs. He's not one to brag.]

Hey you never know. I'm surprised you didn't laugh since there are some people who don't believe such things exist.

[strategic_guile]

Well... [ticking off on his fingers] I've met elves, talked about dragons, there are people here who can legitimately fly, someone's a judge of souls to the afterlife, there are people who can to magic, and who knows what else is here. Unless I am on the longest high ever, I've gone crazy.

I prefer not to be crazier than I already am. [Snerk]

[failtsuninari]

[He blinks but laughs.]

Interesting and here I thought having a chat with panda that knows king fu and a troll was weird. You already beat me to it.

[strategic_guile]

What. An actual panda that knows kung fu? [Stares] This place...

[failtsuninari]

Yeah, I don't even know. But I decided to humor him by saying I'd be his sparring partner just for the hell of it.

[And he does say that with a straight face.]

[strategic_guile]

...and what happened? [Pause] Wait, do panda's joints even move the right way for kung fu?

[failtsuninari]

Well we haven't really sparred yet. I just offered for now.

Honestly I don't know. I know about foxes but not pandas.

[strategic_guile]

When you set up a time let me know. I want to watch that... but why foxes?

[failtsuninari]

[And maybe set up a booth to sell popcorn and wager bets? ]

I guess the easiest way to explain it is that my family has a strong bond with them, like a familiar animal we're linked with.

[strategic_guile]

[don't tempt him inquisitive smile]

Are you as cunning and crafty as your familiar?

[failtsuninari]

[I still need more icons. Do it anyway. He cracks a small grin.]

I can when the occasion calls for it.

[strategic_guile]

I'll have to watch out for you, then. [Smirk] Are you one of those quiet ones?

[failtsuninari]

Now I'm starting to wonder I should watch out for you too.

And what do you mean by quiet in that way?

[He may have been dense when it came to taking forever to propose, but he does know when there's an ulterior motive around. Maybe. ]

[strategic_guile]

Of course you should. I enjoy being watched. [SNERK]

The quiet, serial killer type.