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[strategic_guile]

[The video starts up and you get a blonde with an upticked mouth looking at you.]

So everyone got these new tablets, but teaching us how to use them was just one step they weren't willing to take. I figure I could step in here and offer to teach the basics to anyone who was having a problem using theirs.

I'll be at the *insert random place here idk* for most of today, so if anyone wants to stop by for a lesson, I'll be there. [Grins a little wiser] I hope ya'll are good, attentive students so I don't regret this later.

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Comments

[Video]

[strategic_guile]

Offering classes. Would you like one? I can offer you extra curricular lessons~

[Video]

[trustycrowbar]

[afdauiejmklj--]

I got my tablet eight hours before you did! You're no better qualified to teach how to use those things than I am. You're just using that as a pretense to meet new transports, aren't you?

[New and impressionable ones, of course...]

[Video]

[strategic_guile]

What? Why would I do such a thing? [Shock!] I'm here to offer valuable assistance to those in need!

[Video]

[trustycrowbar]

I'm pretty sure they can handle it by themselves...

[Video]

[strategic_guile]

You are just not fun. Do I need to teach you how to have fun? [Griiiiin]

[Video]

[trustycrowbar]

The only thing you need to educate me on is how many of these people wind up at our apartment tonight.

[Walls that are mostly holes carry sound well, and he has to sleep eventually you know.]

[strategic_guile]

I think you'll be able to figure that out yourself... but are you expecting me to bring home more than one? I'm glad you set expectations so high! I'll do my best not to let you down.

Get used to this icon. He'll be seeing it a lot I think.

[trustycrowbar]

[Oh goddammit.]

Look, I don't care how many, I'll even let the bullshit pretense slide. Just as long as you keep it quiet.

We should start a drinking game for their threads

[strategic_guile]

[He just laughs] I didn't make this post as a horribly bad pick up tactic.

[trustycrowbar]

[Gordon, you're setting yourself up again no don't--]

Could've fooled me.

[strategic_guile]

Oh, there are so many things I'd like to fool around with when it comes to you.

TAKE A DRINK, EVERYONE! XD

[trustycrowbar]

Gaaaugh--

[Told you, man.]

[strategic_guile]

[Straight up laughing at you, Gordon. Just, you are making his day. You should stop speaking.]

Was that an invitation to try?

[trustycrowbar]

[Alright, fine, he was trying to be nice and shut up but--]

...No, Blaine, unfortunately for you I'm not having any problems whatsoever with my netbook. Even if I were I sure as hell don't want you messing around with it.

God only knows what kind of viruses you'd give it, anyway.

[strategic_guile]

[Nope, your anger only makes him laugh harder; oh, man, he's catching his breath now.]

If you're going to get any viruses, it's from the Initiative since there's no Internet to blame for it.