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[vampirique]

i had been in the initiative library and i was doing some needed studies. in particular i was learning about some fey so that i could be more prepared to deal with potential enemies.

most namely artemis though i imagine there are more fey here. if they are not as rude nor as abrupt as this young englishman then they may disregard my disdain thank you.

i have learnt that lucky charms will ward these creatures away

i am not sure if this includes the cereal that is thus titled "lucky charms" but i am not taking my chances with fey so i am attempting to find

what i can only assume is the closest relative to these lucky charms cereal boxes

unless there is still lucky charms cereal in the future in which case you may disregard the notion of its closest relative thank you.

Comments

[bearswitness]

Learn to punctuate.

threadjack whatever

[sithiche]

I don't know what you expect from him.

[bearswitness]

More coherence that's awful.

[sithiche]

Well, he's French. Of course it's horrible.

[bearswitness]

I don't know what that is but I hate it already do I need to know more.

[sithiche]

You just need to know that it's awful.

[bearswitness]

Consider me entirely unsurprised.

[sithiche]

Now imagine an entire nation of people just like him.

[vampirique]

i have no reason to give the english language such respect in its written form

[bearswitness]

Yes how fitting that yet another human or whatever you are takes advantage of your ability to communicate otherwise I should really just stop being surprised all together.

[vampirique]

excuse me

i am not a human but that is irrelevant. you do not know how to use punctuation either it would seem. i could do so if i chose.

i do not speak english well so i prefer to type it instead.

[ if he knew how to put on caps lock he would put on caps lock to inform you that youre a jerk ok ]

[bearswitness]

You're not a human then what are you.

[vampirique]

i am a vampire.

[bearswitness]

Oh. Well I usually hate those too you're in luck.

[vampirique]

oh i am glad then to do you such a service

[bearswitness]

You seem more insufferable than most.

[vampirique]

that is a fact i am proud of

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[seamend]

Eshkol, I think there is a bit more to be worried about here than that.

[bearswitness]

Like what like cereal I strongly disagree. Have you seen what he's doing to the written word.

[seamend]

yes, he doesn't seem terribly... competent. But he is looking for wards against fae. If he has found something he could hurt me and another here like me.

Somehow poor punctuation just isn't on my priority list.

[bearswitness]

He won't hurt you.

[seamend]

I appreciate the sentiment, but I can't be certain. It seems the other fae here has been causing trouble and this sort of thing has always been common.

[bearswitness]

That doesn't matter I'll just kill him if he poses a threat to you.

[seamend]

[ whoa whoa WUT ]

Goodness no! I-I don't think that would be necessary. Eshkol.

[bearswitness]

Necessary no but I would enjoy it.