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[vampirique]

i had been in the initiative library and i was doing some needed studies. in particular i was learning about some fey so that i could be more prepared to deal with potential enemies.

most namely artemis though i imagine there are more fey here. if they are not as rude nor as abrupt as this young englishman then they may disregard my disdain thank you.

i have learnt that lucky charms will ward these creatures away

i am not sure if this includes the cereal that is thus titled "lucky charms" but i am not taking my chances with fey so i am attempting to find

what i can only assume is the closest relative to these lucky charms cereal boxes

unless there is still lucky charms cereal in the future in which case you may disregard the notion of its closest relative thank you.

Comments

permatext; 1/2

[sithiche]

Fuck you.

2/2

[sithiche]

And no, breakfast cereal is not going to ward me off.

[vampirique]

how do you know that

i can certainly enchant it

[bearswitness]

Learn to punctuate.

threadjack whatever

[sithiche]

I don't know what you expect from him.

[vampirique]

i have no reason to give the english language such respect in its written form

[Private] Video

[seamend]

Eshkol, I think there is a bit more to be worried about here than that.

[strategic_guile]

are you trying to ward off supernatural creatures with cereal???

[vampirique]

oh i suppose it seems that way doesn't it

i do implore that there is a purpose to my madness

text. fine.

[wrexy]

you'll probably need that luck.

hehe sobs

[vampirique]

—why is that

[whatsupcroc]

For some reason I am highly suspicious about freeze dried marshmallows holding off anyone except people with unforgiving taste-buds or an aversion to all things delicious and made of sugar.

That said, there's a place called Lucky Charms that sort of survived the bombings, maybe you can toss the whole place at -- wait, wasn't Artemis related to the moon?

[ Half remembered sixth grade teachings COME TO THE LIIIIIGHT (what is mythology) ]

[vampirique]

related to the moon?

[ oh he took in everything else, but this is the most intriguing ]

Voice

[seamend]

[ uh-oh great artemis just gave fae a bad name >(((


not that they had a GOOD one back home but now she'll probably be blamed for UNSEELIE things. Ugh! ]

Fae. And what have you found out about them? Just out of curiosity.

Video; YEP YOU GET THAT PLEASURE also private

[vampirique]

[ azrael regards her for a moment, glad to recognize her voice at the very least. ]

I have learnt the difference between the Seelie and the Unseelie, among other things. [ A pause. ]

I admit that for a vampire, my knowledge of fae was embarrassingly limited; I was not educated properly, in my defence.

[bratworth]

Define 'fey'.

[vampirique]

fey are faeries.

[voice]

[falsehoods]

[An exasperated sigh]

What?

[text]

[vampirique]

what do you mean 'what'

i will clarify

voice

[ofthegrey]

I've seen strange posts since my arrival. This goes a bit beyond those bounds. I have no idea what it is you're trying to ask. Cereal as in grain? Are you attempting to cast a spell with grain?

text

[vampirique]

it is a joke but i have learnt that text does not translate well into jokes that is the curse of the english language as it were

luck charms are wards against fey

there is a cereal, yes a grain, that is also titled lucky charms from mine and this fey's home and it has dried marshmallows in the shapes of luck charms in its ingredients.

[ for a vampire this asshole knows too much about sugary human cereal ]

[deathwalker]

Something tells me breakfast cereal isn't going to do much against these 'fey' you keep mentioning.

[vampirique]

yes it was an unfortunate joke

the lack of intonation in text does nothing to endear me to english

[workout]

Dude, are you serious? [ Sorry. He's not quite laughing outright, at least. ]

[vampirique]

no i am only joking

about the cereal

i am not joking about the wards and charms those would be nice because this fey is a

"douchebag"