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[doubleoohbaby]

all the single ladies

all the single ladies

put your hands up

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[tipsygnostalgia]

\(ツ)/
^lol little textdude looks drunk as fuckj
an accurate repronsentation
*represent

[doubleoohbaby]

but i'm painfully sober. i feel left out

[tipsygnostalgia]

that is rly sad 2 here :(
yo know there is bar places here and yu can but some alcohol and just take it home you know

[doubleoohbaby]

someone keeps stealing all my alcohol. probably because he's a lonely arsehole who needs to attention

i just realised they drink the same drink.... lol

[tipsygnostalgia]

that sucks
nobody dares to steal mine
i dont think i could survive this place w/o my vodkak martinis

it's because they have such fabu taste

[doubleoohbaby]

a fine choice. got any spare?

[tipsygnostalgia]

maybe :3

[doubleoohbaby]

will you share?

[tipsygnostalgia]

that depends on who asking!

[doubleoohbaby]

you first

and i hope you're of legal age to drink

[tipsygnostalgia]

my names roxy
hi :3

and uh
that denpends on what the legal age is excactly

[doubleoohbaby]

james
hello!

not actually sure about this place. used to 18

[tipsygnostalgia]

hi james ;D
well then m aybe not
but i dont think that really matters since i am a drinking expert by now
whats the big deal in bending or maybe breaking a few laws huh