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[biwinning]

...
well at lea2t thii2 ii2 a 2tep up from a journal.
2tiill the power on thii2 thiing ii2 downriight pathetiic.
2o what crazy and whacky adventure am ii on now.
clo2e my eye2 for a few 2econd2 and iit'2 chao2 agaiin.
2ometiime2 ii thiink two my2elf.
"man, ii don't thiink thiing2 can get much wor2e than thii2."
realiiziing moment2 after that thought that naturally ii have ju2t iincurred the wrath of the elder god2.
who ii'm 2ure then out of 2piite, look down at me and chuckle darkly.
and go "2ure, that'2 what you thiink."
and then thiing2 get wor2e.
thii2 ii2 one of tho2e tiime2.
now 2eriiou2ly where'2 my recuperacoon 2o ii can ju2t 2iit thii2 one out.
iit u2ually la2t2 one human-week, riight?
riight.

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

i think YOURE the one here wwith the memory problem lowwblood
i remember evverythin just fine thank you vvery fuckin much
youre the one goin on about castles an journals an wwhatevver other bullshit you havve goin on in that thinkpan a yours
i mean fuck you got here before me howw can you not knoww wwhats goin on
are you really just that incapable a handlin this situation that youre just pretendin its not real an escapin to some kind a fantasy land in your mind
does this LOOK like a castle to you evven theres absolutely no wway anythin like thatd exist here

[biwinning]

...
hang on let me ju2t try 2omethiing.

[And he's gone, for about ten minutes.]

ii thiink.
thii2 ii2 diifferent.
ii mean maybe ii could have bought that thii2 wa2 all 2ome kiind of lo22.
but ...
ii can program agaiin...

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat the absolute FUCK are you talkin about noww
you say i havve nothin decent to say yet look at you ramblin on about complete BULLSHIT
losses wwhat the fuck are losses evven
you cant just lose your programmin skills thats stupid its not like some kind a physical thing jackass its hardly under your recuperacoon
its in your thinkpan
unless you lost it wwhich you knoww at this point i think you may just havve judgin from howw fuckin stupid youre bein as a noww

[biwinning]

no.
no ii diidn't lo2e anythiing now!
ii have everythiing ii 2hould.
whiich ii2 good.
except a quadrant but what the fuck ever ii don't need iit.
thii2 ii2 kiind of ok ii gue22.

[caligulas_aquarium]

no it isnt okay its fuckin terrible
an quite frankly the fact youre here only makes it wworse especially noww that you seem to havve lost your fuckin thinkpan
just means youre not gonna be any use to anyone not that you wwere evven before you did
so either start makin sense or get out

[biwinning]

iit'2 kiind of 2hiitty yeah and the ca2tle wa2 better 2iince wii2hiing meant ii could ju2t get whatever the hell at any moment.
but the meteor wa2 wor2e.
and ii haven't lo2t my thiinkpan my 2ponge ii2 completely iintact.
be2iide2 even iif ii diid lo2e iit ii'm 2tiill 200% more u2eful two a team than you ever were.

[caligulas_aquarium]

evven if you think youre any use
an evven if you are
i think ivve already provved wwho the superior one here is jackass
unless you wwant another demonstration id be perfectly wwillin to provvide

[biwinning]

yeah no.
ii'm iin no ru2h two fiight a cheatiing whiiner agaiin.
you're liike tho2e a22hole2 on mmo'2 that walk around goiing FIIGHT ME FIIGHT ME OR YOU'RE A CLUCKBEA2T.
plea2e.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah right wwhen i wwin suddenly im a cheater
sore loser much asshole
im not tryin a force your hand here im just remindin you that as a noww im your clear superior
an there is no longer any room for debatin this

[biwinning]

you diidn't even make your own weapon.
and yeah ok you know what.
ii don't even feel liike arguiing thii2 poiint anymore.
you wiill kiick and whiine liike a wiiggler untiil ii 2ay iit.
2o ye2 eriidan ampora you are my clear 2uperiior.
you are kiing of all wiiggler2.
you are theiir 2niiveliing royalty.
congrat2 have fun wiith the new tiitle.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you knoww id say somethin about that fuckin pointless king a the wwigglers thing but
you admitted it
so im pretty much satisfied you finally get it

[biwinning]

you're 2o 2tupiid ii can't even beliieve iit 2ometiime2.

[caligulas_aquarium]

WWHATEVVER like i evven care if you think that at this stage pissblood
your opinion is meaninless
as is this convversation

[Annnnnd Eridan leaves the conversation.]