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[biwinning]

...
well at lea2t thii2 ii2 a 2tep up from a journal.
2tiill the power on thii2 thiing ii2 downriight pathetiic.
2o what crazy and whacky adventure am ii on now.
clo2e my eye2 for a few 2econd2 and iit'2 chao2 agaiin.
2ometiime2 ii thiink two my2elf.
"man, ii don't thiink thiing2 can get much wor2e than thii2."
realiiziing moment2 after that thought that naturally ii have ju2t iincurred the wrath of the elder god2.
who ii'm 2ure then out of 2piite, look down at me and chuckle darkly.
and go "2ure, that'2 what you thiink."
and then thiing2 get wor2e.
thii2 ii2 one of tho2e tiime2.
now 2eriiou2ly where'2 my recuperacoon 2o ii can ju2t 2iit thii2 one out.
iit u2ually la2t2 one human-week, riight?
riight.

Comments

[doctorly]

They seem pretty determined on making us fight this war for them so far, they even have training scheduled for us to go to that's a requirement.

So we can only hope that once this is all over we get sent back. There's no saying how long that will take though, wars don't just last a few months or a year. They tend to last years and longer.

[biwinning]

tch.
requiirement or what.

and yeah ii know how war2 work.
troll2 are pretty much iin a con2tant 2tate of war.

[doctorly]

Well, you can choose not to attend. But then they'll force you. Hence requirement.

... You're the second one to mention trolls. Do you all type in colors and.. an unusual typing style?

[biwinning]

what iif ii knock them out.
waiit ii 2houldn't 2ay thii2 here they can probably 2ay iit.

fuck ii have two go through thii2 whole explaiinatiion thiing agaiin don't ii.
troll2 are aliien two human2.
we are from alterniia.
a planet iin a diifferent uniiver2e.
iit ii2 only iinhabiited by tho2e under 10 2weep2.
that ii2 approxiimately 20 human year2.
troll2 tend two attach them2elve2 two a type of "quiirk" when wriitiing.
thii2 ii2 miine.
the color repre2ent2 the color of our blood.
our blood ii2 judged per a form of 2ociial hiierarchy.
yellow mean2 ii'm low cla22.

do ii need two keep iinfo 2pammiing you or doe2 thii2 an2wer every que2tiion you'll a2k wiithiin the next 10 miinute2.

[doctorly]

It would probably be worth a shot, except we aren't sure on their numbers. No doubt plenty will be having back-up.

[gonna take a moment to read that and.. yeah.]

Wow.

Oh, no, actually that answers a lot. Probably even some questions I wouldn't have thought to ask too.

[biwinning]

ugh.
traiiniing ii2 2o boriing.

2o yeah, that 2ettle2 iit then, riight.

[doctorly]

If we're up against guys like this, we probably do need it.

Yes, it does.

[biwinning]

ii don't.
ii already diid thii2 2hiit.
ii'm at max echeladder level riight now.

w/e.

[doctorly]

You were already in a war before this you mean? Well, that makes two of us. Training doesn't hurt though.

[biwinning]

not a real war.
iit wa2 techniically a viideo game.
but clo2e enough.
and yeah iit doe2, traiiniing ii2 boriing.
ii can't even liift the niinja 2tar ii piicked.
what weapon do you have?

[doctorly]

Sorta a huge difference between a video game and a real world war don't you think?

That's certainty an interesting choice of weapon. I picked a pistol handgun, it's what I'm familiar with back home.

[biwinning]

depend2 on the game.
iit wa2 le22 of a war really but there wa2 2tiill plenty of fiightiing and murder iinvolved.
people lo2iing leg2 and blood everywhere.
2o iit'2 liike the 2ame thiing.

oh. pii2tolkiind?
ii haven't 2een that iin a whiile.
you 2hould have gotten two pii2tol2.
2o much cooler.
pew pew.

[doctorly]

Just to be sure, are we talking about a video game or something else?

Two would be handy, but I have an excellent shot using just one.

[biwinning]

a viideo game that wa2 al2o 2omethiing el2e.

you could try leveliing up the chaiin actiion2 wiith two gun2.
2ure you can do well wiith one but wouldn't two ju2t double the amount of damage done?

[doctorly]

I wasn't aware a video game could be something more.

True you can do a lot more damage, but you can also do less and quicker with just one. Your aim can be steadier for example.

[biwinning]

you have two have the riight code and an excellent programmer, but yeah iit can happen.

ii gue22 that'2 true.
my aiim kiind of 2uck2 no matter what weapon ii'm u2iing.

[doctorly]

Don't think something like that is possible where I'm from. Not yet anyways.

Do you have other skills you rely on?

[biwinning]

well ii'm from the future.
2ort of.

and yeah.
p2iioniic2.
but even then my aiim2 a liittle off 2ometiime2.

[doctorly]

Psionics? And what's that exactly?

Well the training here can probably help you get better on your aiming.

[biwinning]

p2ychiic power2 ba2iically.
telekiine2ii2 and 2uch.

[doctorly]

That's interesting, there are some folks who know magic here. And one of your friends, I'm assuming if all the trolls know another, who can use some kind of white science? Apparently.

[biwinning]

FUCK THAT GUY.

[doctorly]

[HIT A BAD NERVE OOPS]

I take you're not friends then, sorry.

[biwinning]

try "attempted two kiill me and kiilled my giirlfriiend along wiith my other friiend" wiith that 2hiitty "whiite 2ciience" of hii2.

[doctorly]

Him? Really? Jesus, I guess I should have figured since he seemed so ready to fight everyone's battles. I just assumed he was the fighting type, not the murdering.