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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

Comments

[tyrians]

cod
fuck you youre an ampora you dont know shit
specially about fish puns
R-E-ELY
so you aint no sensitive artsy type or w/e

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat the fuck do you mean im an ampora
you say that like you knoww others im the ONLY ampora around
plus on that note i got a ton a great ones i just nevver use em cause fish puns are for grubs
an no i aint no sensitivve artsy type dont knoww wwhere the fuck you got that from
im a master a the arts of wwhite science and an aspirin military genius
aint nothin sensitivve or artsy about me

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[tyrians]

wow somehow you are seariously different
yet completely and totes the same
ugh

[tyrians]

one yea i know anotter
two fish puns are fuckin GR-EAT but since youre too stupid to get that
aint no fuckin loss if you dont use em
three
thats kinda hilar
military genius huh

/sliiiides in

[musclebeast]

D --> E%cuse me
D --> But I feel like it might be necessary to advise you not to waste your time
D --> But the decision is ultimately yours, highb100d

yes good

[tyrians]

-EY W)(AT DID I SAY
ABOAT CALLIN ME T)(AT
>38\
and why
gimme some deets zahhak

[musclebeast]

D --> Because Eridan is e%tremely difficult to persuade
D --> Unless you have the patience to pamper him

[tyrians]

he seems like anotter scrub
but he cant be worse than the people i know

[musclebeast]

D --> I suppose scrub in an appropriate term
D --> Okay

[tyrians]

i gotta whole list of em if you want

[musclebeast]

D --> I do not want

[tyrians]

you shore
theyre totes hilar yo

[musclebeast]

D --> I am e%tremely sure

[tyrians]

k
you missin out
but w/e dork
anemoneways this ampora just seems like a snotty little wiggler
aint anymore unpleasant than what ive had to deal with

[musclebeast]

D --> You've dealt with a different Ampora
D --> The mere idea of there being more than one is e%ecrable

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok lets say for a moment i actually BELIEVVE your obvviously nonsensical drivvel about there bein another ampora
wwhich i dont
wwhatre they like
an yeah for your information i AM
i studied military history tactics wwar an somesuch for swweeps a my time
i knoww my wway around a wwar better than most a these morons combined
full scale INTERGALACTIC wwar not this nonsense about civvil wwar on just one planet
its fuckin smalltime stuff they got goin on here

[tyrians]

[ #typical ampora #tool ]
sensitive artsy type
does a bunch of shit and glubs a bunch of shit that
i dont
care about
is a huge douche
so cause its smalltime stuff
you aint gonna be doin anyfin to help or what
38o

[caligulas_aquarium]

im wwillin to go so far as to help if only cause killin shit wwith my wweapon makes it stronger
an if theres twwo things i like its killin shit an more powwer
so if they say go ovver here an kill all these wworthless humans im all for it
anythin past that aint wworth my time

[tyrians]

i cant fuckin tell if i like you or hate you rn

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell if it makes it any easier its been howwevver short this convversations lasted an i cant stand you already

[tyrians]

s'chool

[caligulas_aquarium]

so wwhats your name anywway

[tyrians]

its meenah
betta get to rememberin that home skillet

[caligulas_aquarium]

givve me a reason to sometime dowwn the line an i just might meen
names eridan

[tyrians]

could say the same to you guppy
didnt ask you what your name was but you told me anemoneways