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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

Comments

[tyrians]

i gotta whole list of em if you want

[musclebeast]

D --> I do not want

[tyrians]

you shore
theyre totes hilar yo

[musclebeast]

D --> I am e%tremely sure

[tyrians]

k
you missin out
but w/e dork
anemoneways this ampora just seems like a snotty little wiggler
aint anymore unpleasant than what ive had to deal with

[musclebeast]

D --> You've dealt with a different Ampora
D --> The mere idea of there being more than one is e%ecrable

[tyrians]

yea i guess [ #scratch shit #you know how it do #oh wait ]
bereef me mine is way worse than yours in like
every fuckin way
hes a totes douche
38\

[musclebeast]

D --> I can't even
D --> Fathom
D --> Worse than Eridan
D --> This must be some kind of dark humor

[tyrians]

nope
aint playin with you
its true

[musclebeast]

D --> Wow
D --> My condolences

[tyrians]

s'chool
he aint got shit on me
when youre as ballin as i am dealin with him is nofin
g in the hizzay

[musclebeast]

D --> Whatever you just said
D --> I did not really understand and am no at all down with

[tyrians]

trenchlation for the dork who dont get me
im prawnsome
amporas not

[musclebeast]

D --> Fine
D --> Translation a%cepted