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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

Comments

[fintastic]

I looked for you, dummy. >38\ I couldn't find you!
I )(ad no idea w)(ere you were off sulking.

[caligulas_aquarium]

i wwas NOT off sulkin somewwhere ok

[A pause. Well.

Ok.

Maybe he was for a week or so, but...]

i mean ok sure i wwent off for a bit there just for some
uh
intelligence gatherin you knoww i wwas scopin this place around the hold for somewwhere safe to hide out if shit wwent bad an A COURSE as i decide to do anythin life punches me in the face an decides i should get all caught up in the middle of an outta nowwhere full scale bombin
but i mean yeah ok if you REALLY DID thats ok its just evveryone else you knoww
bunch of ungrateful bastards

[fintastic]

Riiiig)(t.
Well, as muc)( as I would like to sit )(ere telling you to stop being suc)( a butt...
T)(ere is probably more important stuff to talk about!

1/2

[caligulas_aquarium]

like wwhat

[caligulas_aquarium]

[AND SUDDENLY PRIVATE LOCKED AS BEST HE CAN.]

wwait hold on a second youre right there IS more important shit to talk about
namely wwhy the fuck did you not givve me a heads up kan is here
i mean seriously
wwhen did she evven get here i didnt see nothin a her anywwhere an i make this post an all of a sudden shes out lookin for me probably for blood at that
fuckin psycho

[fintastic]

U)( because I didn't know Kanaya was )(ere, eit)(er!
T)(at's news to me. But it's Kanaya, s)(e's not important! And s)(e's not going to )(urt you.
I t)(ink you s)(ould know t)(at I )(ave a clone now and s)(e t)(inks s)(e's the Condesce.
But s)(e's really not, s)(e is just some weird me-clone wit)( bad )(air and a worse attitude.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you
wwhat

[No seriously what.]

wwell thats neww
wwe sure get an awwful lotta tyrians so much for it bein the rarest fuckin shade a the spectrum

[fintastic]

Yea)(, actually. Now t)(at you mention it...
Well anyway s)(e seems )(armless. S)(e didn't even try to fig)(t me or cull me or anyt)(ing!
It's not like our lusus is )(ere to worry about.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah like i givve a shit anyhoww evven if she did try somethin id fuckin end her
it takes all a ten seconds to put dowwn trolls like her

[fintastic]

W)(at do you mean, like )(er.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...WHOOPS.]

stupid bitches
you knoww
like
vvris
an
uh
that
one human wwith the pinkish purple text wwho wwent around vvisually boastin about her practices in fake magic

[fintastic]

Nice save, but really, just leave )(er be.
You )(ave been doing well so far.
Mostly.

[caligulas_aquarium]

look shes showwin me serious amounts a disrespect an i aint gonna stand for it
she steps it up to full blowwn combat an theres no wway im not gonna retaliate

[fintastic]

But it's not wort)( it! So w)(at if s)(e's rude?
S)(e's not t)(at different from every ot)(er troll on Alternia.
Present company included!
And besides, t)(ey will just bring )(er back again.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell wwhen someones disrespectin me improper i do somethin about it
no different from any other troll on alternia wwhos wworth somethin
ones wwho dont do that died cause they wwerent no good for the race as a wwhole

she baffles herself as to why she even tries, you know

[fintastic]

O)(
In t)(at case
Sorry for being no good!

he is trying to be good he really is

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh COME ON
i didnt evven mean that noww youre just tryin to go outta your wway to find reasons im doin this that or the other
its really fuckin hard to put up wwith sometimes you knoww that

[fintastic]

I could say t)(e same about you!

...let's not do t)(is again, please.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you started it
i made a perfectly innocent remark an you took it personal wwhen i wwerent evven makin that sorta accusation in the first place
but ok fine
this aint happenin

[speakveryclearly]

Im Right Here
Digitally
How Do You Know Im A Rainbow Drinker

[caligulas_aquarium]

HEY
privvate convversation
seadwwellers only

[speakveryclearly]

This Is A Perfectly Public Post And Youre Not Answering My Question
I Havent Seen You In Perigees
How Would You Ever Have The Faintest Inkling Of My Final Transformation Into A Creature Of The Day

[caligulas_aquarium]

obvvious strangeness a your inquiry aside i already told you this here is a privvate exchange betwween royalty
keep your sundrenched middle class hue outta this its the LAST TIME im gonna ask

[speakveryclearly]

Fine
But This Doesnt Grant You Repireve From Our Own Exchange
Or The Question For That Matter

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhatevver