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[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell THANKS A WWHOLE FUCKIN LOT

[Bet you missed him, Exsilium. The text. The quirk. Everything.]

no big deal right enemy forces decide to swweep in an bomb the fuck outta evverythin they can see an go transport huntin evveryone figures its no big deal wwell all fuck off right dowwn under an havve ourselvves a subterranean party out of it
oh hey anyone see eridan around wwait wwho givves a shit if he dies he dies an its no wwater off our backs right
not a single one a you bastards showwed hide nor hair in tryin a make sure i wwasnt a charred corpse out in some godforsaken patch a nowwhere that once wwas
wwell tough break to all of you hopin id kick it cause im STILL HERE and im FINE
itd take more than that to knock off the prince a hope im tellin you all noww

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[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah like i givve a shit anyhoww evven if she did try somethin id fuckin end her
it takes all a ten seconds to put dowwn trolls like her

[fintastic]

W)(at do you mean, like )(er.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[...WHOOPS.]

stupid bitches
you knoww
like
vvris
an
uh
that
one human wwith the pinkish purple text wwho wwent around vvisually boastin about her practices in fake magic

[fintastic]

Nice save, but really, just leave )(er be.
You )(ave been doing well so far.
Mostly.

[caligulas_aquarium]

look shes showwin me serious amounts a disrespect an i aint gonna stand for it
she steps it up to full blowwn combat an theres no wway im not gonna retaliate

[fintastic]

But it's not wort)( it! So w)(at if s)(e's rude?
S)(e's not t)(at different from every ot)(er troll on Alternia.
Present company included!
And besides, t)(ey will just bring )(er back again.

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell wwhen someones disrespectin me improper i do somethin about it
no different from any other troll on alternia wwhos wworth somethin
ones wwho dont do that died cause they wwerent no good for the race as a wwhole

she baffles herself as to why she even tries, you know

[fintastic]

O)(
In t)(at case
Sorry for being no good!

he is trying to be good he really is

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh COME ON
i didnt evven mean that noww youre just tryin to go outta your wway to find reasons im doin this that or the other
its really fuckin hard to put up wwith sometimes you knoww that

[fintastic]

I could say t)(e same about you!

...let's not do t)(is again, please.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you started it
i made a perfectly innocent remark an you took it personal wwhen i wwerent evven makin that sorta accusation in the first place
but ok fine
this aint happenin

[fintastic]

I'm just asking you to be a little more sensitive.
Is t)(at really a lot to ask??

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell howw wwas i supposed to remember
i mean come on its been months an for you evven longer it seems fuckin ages ago to me
i barely evven think about wwhat happened aside wwhen people bring it up an that dont evven happen much neither

[fintastic]

It's easier to forget when you don't really care!

[caligulas_aquarium]

you could try movvin on you knoww
clean slate or somethin

[fintastic]

Let's talk about t)(is anot)(er time.
I t)(ink one of us needs to explain a few t)(ings to Kanaya first.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

or howw about
stay wwith me on this
wwe tell her nothin evver
an evventually shell leavve an it wwont matter that wwe didnt

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[fintastic]

S)(e's bound to find out sooner or later.
W)(at if s)(e goes back and returns wit)( more memories?

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[caligulas_aquarium]

either wway eridan gets fucked ovver thats wwhat happens
im not entirely convvinced this wwhole thing is evven genuine if you ask me shes feignin ignorance to try an get me out in the open
evven if she is tellin the truth she aint gonna exactly be pleased about hearin a the future
back to square one

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[fintastic]

Let me talk to )(er t)(en.
Not)(ing good will )(appen by lying about it.
If s)(e doesn't find out from one of us t)(en s)(e could find out from someone else.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

fine but i dont wwant any part in it
honest to god absolutely nothin to do wwith that lightwwashed monstrosity got it

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[fintastic]

T)(at is probably t)(e most reasonable decision you )(ave made since I )(ave been )(ere.
It's probably a good idea for you two to stay apart.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah she tried askin wwhere i wwas already flat out told her there aint no wway im divvulgin somethin like that evver
i mean did she seriously think itd be that easy
hardly

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[Hm.

Well, while Feferi's being cooperative might as well try and get something out of it.]

only wway i could POSSIBLY think a her findin out wwhere i am is if sol or eq told her
wwhich lets face it they totally wwould considerin both of em got it out for me
an you knoww if i tell em not to they aint exactly in a position in wwhich theyd be wwillin to listen either
wwould probably tell her outta spite or somethin
but you knoww



they might listen to you

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[fintastic]

)(mm. Well, we will see.
It mig)(t not even be a problem!