oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally

tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]

ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

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[tyrians]

wow
youre seariously WAY betta than the other captor
not that thats hard but reely

[biwinning]

why don't you liike hiim?
what diid he ever do.

[tyrians]

hes a pretty foul and unpleasant dude

[biwinning]

typiical captor traiit2.
ii mean he can't be any wor2e than
... you know any ampora2 two.
he can't be wor2e than any ampora.

[tyrians]

yea i know an ampora
hes a douche
so great to know that yours aint much diffisherent
cept not reely
at all

[biwinning]

... 2o are you 2tiill not goiing two tell me about other captor.

[tyrians]

dunno
maybe
whats in it for me

[biwinning]

ii'll giive you riiche2 beyond your wiilde2t iimagiinatiion.



no not really ii'll giive you liike a bag of chiip2.

[tyrians]

try again

[biwinning]

ii'll fiight you.

[tyrians]

R-E-ELY
38D

[biwinning]

yeah but iif ii do fiight you you're telliing me everythiing about captor.
no half-a22ed detaiil2.

[tyrians]

still woulda preferred some loot
gill gotta get riches
s'chool tho
ill tell you whatever you wanna know
aint much to him anemoneways

[ #so great at tellin stories #the best there ever is #serket move over ]

[biwinning]

liike ii even have loot here anyway.
iif ii really need 2omethiing ii ju2t take iit ii mean what are they goiing two do.
arre2t me and put me iin a place ii CAN'T ju2t blow a hole out of and e2cape?
not liikely.

[tyrians]

k then
me and you gonna get some loot

[biwinning]

not liike there'2 any money around here two 2teal.
go fiind a fiinanciial iin2tiitutiion ii dare you.
thii2 place ii2 a 2hiithole.

[tyrians]

betta than dream bubbles
least shits happenin here

[biwinning]

... you're dead.

[tyrians]

fingo

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[tipsygnostalgia]

sollux u know if you do go see her she most likely WILL try 2 stab you its not a joke
speaking from experience

[private]

[biwinning]

...2he'2 2eriiou2ly triied two 2tab you before?
not cool.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

she tried
actulally succeeding in choking me w/it tho
and now shes on the lookout to stab me again
shes a bitch

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[biwinning]

ok ii knew 2he wa2 a biitch but ii wa2n't really takiing her 2eriiou2ly.
but no don't worry.
ii can handle the 2tabbiing thiing.
a2 iin not lettiing iit actually happen.
and iif 2he 2tart2 fuckiing wiith you and you can't handle iit for 2ome rea2on tell me ok.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

i think im ok 4 now i mean i intent to stay out her way and just cyberstalk th fuck out of her
but thanks anyway

do u know who she is exactly
i mean i thought feferi + the batterwatch were the only fishgirl trolls
* witch

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[biwinning]

well yeah feferii ii2 the heiir two the throne and the batterwiitch wa2 the empre22 but
ii don't know 2he'2 diifferent.
2he ha2 feferii'2 la2t name ii thiink maybe 2he'2 liike a remiix of feferii and 2omeone el2e??
liike iif you combiined vrii2ka and feferii.
oh god that'2 horriible ii never want two have that thought agaiin.
roxy ii need you two come here and punch me untiil ii unthiink that.