oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally

tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]

ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

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[tyrians]

dunno
maybe
whats in it for me

[biwinning]

ii'll giive you riiche2 beyond your wiilde2t iimagiinatiion.



no not really ii'll giive you liike a bag of chiip2.

[tyrians]

try again

[biwinning]

ii'll fiight you.

[tyrians]

R-E-ELY
38D

[biwinning]

yeah but iif ii do fiight you you're telliing me everythiing about captor.
no half-a22ed detaiil2.

[tyrians]

still woulda preferred some loot
gill gotta get riches
s'chool tho
ill tell you whatever you wanna know
aint much to him anemoneways

[ #so great at tellin stories #the best there ever is #serket move over ]

[biwinning]

liike ii even have loot here anyway.
iif ii really need 2omethiing ii ju2t take iit ii mean what are they goiing two do.
arre2t me and put me iin a place ii CAN'T ju2t blow a hole out of and e2cape?
not liikely.

[tyrians]

k then
me and you gonna get some loot

[biwinning]

not liike there'2 any money around here two 2teal.
go fiind a fiinanciial iin2tiitutiion ii dare you.
thii2 place ii2 a 2hiithole.

[tyrians]

betta than dream bubbles
least shits happenin here

[biwinning]

... you're dead.

[tyrians]

fingo

[biwinning]

1. that wa2 horriibubble.
2. ii wa2 wrong, you were dead. you're aliive agaiin here. not that iit matter2. liife and death are really iincon2equentiial at thii2 poiint.

[tyrians]

yeah ok that pun wasnt prawnsome
at all
whatever
you reely think im alive again?
38\

surprise

[tyrians]

horribubble!!
horribubble horribubble
hehe
38D

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[tipsygnostalgia]

sollux u know if you do go see her she most likely WILL try 2 stab you its not a joke
speaking from experience

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[biwinning]

...2he'2 2eriiou2ly triied two 2tab you before?
not cool.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

she tried
actulally succeeding in choking me w/it tho
and now shes on the lookout to stab me again
shes a bitch

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[biwinning]

ok ii knew 2he wa2 a biitch but ii wa2n't really takiing her 2eriiou2ly.
but no don't worry.
ii can handle the 2tabbiing thiing.
a2 iin not lettiing iit actually happen.
and iif 2he 2tart2 fuckiing wiith you and you can't handle iit for 2ome rea2on tell me ok.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

i think im ok 4 now i mean i intent to stay out her way and just cyberstalk th fuck out of her
but thanks anyway

do u know who she is exactly
i mean i thought feferi + the batterwatch were the only fishgirl trolls
* witch

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[biwinning]

well yeah feferii ii2 the heiir two the throne and the batterwiitch wa2 the empre22 but
ii don't know 2he'2 diifferent.
2he ha2 feferii'2 la2t name ii thiink maybe 2he'2 liike a remiix of feferii and 2omeone el2e??
liike iif you combiined vrii2ka and feferii.
oh god that'2 horriible ii never want two have that thought agaiin.
roxy ii need you two come here and punch me untiil ii unthiink that.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

idk wo vriska is but im guessing thats bad
do u really want me 2 punch you
i mean i can if you really want but pretty sure it would be hell on your lanky bod
then i would feel bad
just drink vodkat instead its the better kind of brainbleach
* vodka

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[biwinning]

ii feel liike.
ii had that once.
and iit went
badly.
and ii thiink karkat wa2 there and iit went wor2e and ii wa2 on an ii2land the poiint ii2 no ii'm not goiing two re2ort two that.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

that actually made zero sense to me but ok
nobobys forcing you it was just a suggesgion
* suggestion

so question if i end up running into her and she gets all stabby happy
if i were to punch her or magic stab her back or something
is it going to be an issue w/ other trolls here getting mad at me
b/c i dont really want that to become a thing but i girls got to protect herself from homocidal fish alians ok its sort of a life motto of mine