oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed

[tyrians]

[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally

tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]

ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o

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[fintastic]

-Eit)(er t)(at or I keep asking for my own entertainment!
But yes, I am pretty S-EARIOUS!
I can't really tell you w)(at's going on )(ere if I don't know w)(o you're really supposed to be.
Because last time I c)(ecked t)(ere were not very many trolls w)(o used t)(is color.
-Except for t)(at one time Sollux )(ad t)(is color?
T)(at was weird.

[tyrians]

glub no i dont care who sollux is either
i told you already
its M--E--ENA)(
why the glub would i pretend to be someone else i aint fuckin stupid

[fintastic]

I don't know, you tell me! Maybe you )(ave somefin to )(ide!
Like, okay, I will tell you a secret:
T)(is one time my dumb ancestor s)(owed up
(If you know my name t)(en you must know w)(o S)(-E is! It would be )(ard not to.)
And I )(ad )(er fooled t)(e W)(OL-E TIM-E into t)(inking I was a yellowblood.
W)(at a suckerfis)(, rig)(t??

Anyway, my point is t)(at I don't really mind w)(atever t)(e reason is!
It could totally be valid! I've done it too, once before.
Maybe you would like to talk about is somew)(ere private?

[tyrians]

[ this chicas ancestor
as in
her
as in alternate her
omgggaa
wait
waaaaitasec ]

[tyrians]

know what
yeah
lets talk in private

[fintastic]

Okay! W)(ere are you?

[tyrians]

some hive or somefin

[fintastic]

Can you be more pacific?

[tyrians]

big hive thing
dont remember what the human called it
house hive?
w/e

[fintastic]

Okay but are you in a particular block?
T)(is does not )(ave to be so )(ard!

[tyrians]

youre makin it hard yo
hos forgettin this aint my dome
look im standin by the first door when you walk in
since homes be sayin i need to get inside
aint complicated

[fintastic]

I'll take it!
Just stay t)(ere I will be rig)(t down.

[tyrians]

yeah whatebber

[ and she will literally be sitting in front of that door... inconveniencing the fuck out of anyone who wants to walk through it lmfao... clutching her 2x3dentkind ]

[fintastic]

[ Well. Feferi can't fault her for following the letter of her request. She comes down the stairs, her own trident at the ready just to be safe.

This is pretty much as weird as she had guessed it would be. ]

Hello?

[tyrians]

[ meenah glances over and rolls her eyes for a second before standing, leaning against her trident ]

Aw man, what's with you shrimps bein' scrawny as hell. This is gettin' embarrassin'.

[ tbf, she's not quit sure what to even think ]

[fintastic]

[ Good things come in small packages! ]

At least I do not look like I got in a fight with a lawnring trimmer! Sooo... are you going to explain now?

[tyrians]

[ she just shrugs her shoulder, running her tongue along her top shark-like teeth ]

I guess. You fuckin' scrubs ain't gonna leave me alone if I don't. [ she adjusts her glasses, eyes strangely blank and vacant behind them ]

Yeah, so. No idea why you haven't passed through my dream bubble yet, but I'm like your ancestor or somefin.

Kay, bye. [ and she already turns to leave

best at explaining it is her ]

[fintastic]

Nope!

[ Feferi follows along, whether or not she's wanted... ]

See if you were my ancestor, you wouldn't be in a dream bubble. So you still owe me a real explanation.

[tyrians]

Well, I would be if I was dead. DUH. [ she says the last word loudly, stopping and spinning around to face Fef again ]

I'm from an alterna -- alternate glubbin' whatever. So like, I should be a sexy, tyrannical dictator fish-queen but I'm a different version.

[fintastic]

Alternia?

[ Feferi just stops and puts her feet together and ~smiles~ ]

If you were her, you would know that!

[tyrians]

[ she just bares her teeth in response ]

I'm kinda her. Get that through your fuckin' thinkpan. I ain't from no Alternia. I'm from Beforus. Because I'm [ she points at herself ] before you. [ points at fef ]

And her.

[fintastic]

[ Just gonna keep on smiling gratingly, thank you very much. ]

Beforus? What's that?

[tyrians]

S'my planet. Guess it's yours before the Scratch.

[ she brings her thumb across her neck horizontally and makes a crk sound through the side of her mouth ]

[fintastic]

[ Shrugging, Feferi shakes her head. ]

Sorry! You have still lost me.

ugh that should have been *after let me die

[tyrians]

[ huge SIGH ]

Fine, listen up. Me and a bunch of homies played some game that kinda fucked over the world. And then we fucked up. And then I realized we were gonna lose and the Scratch was happenin' which starts shit over, so like a good frond and leader, I killed everyone and now we're ghosts and my world is your world.

Got it?