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oo1 ♆ i swam waters with great whites, y'all muthafuckas woulda been chewed
[ the post starts with a view of pointy, shark-like teeth, before it suddenly cuts off and there's some fumbling before finally
tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]
ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o
tyrian pink text starts appearing on the screen. ]
ok
what the glubbin fuck is goin on
38o
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dont remember what the human called it
house hive?
w/e
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T)(is does not )(ave to be so )(ard!
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hos forgettin this aint my dome
look im standin by the first door when you walk in
since homes be sayin i need to get inside
aint complicated
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Just stay t)(ere I will be rig)(t down.
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[ and she will literally be sitting in front of that door... inconveniencing the fuck out of anyone who wants to walk through it lmfao... clutching her 2x3dentkind ]
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This is pretty much as weird as she had guessed it would be. ]
Hello?
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Aw man, what's with you shrimps bein' scrawny as hell. This is gettin' embarrassin'.
[ tbf, she's not quit sure what to even think ]
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At least I do not look like I got in a fight with a lawnring trimmer! Sooo... are you going to explain now?
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I guess. You fuckin' scrubs ain't gonna leave me alone if I don't. [ she adjusts her glasses, eyes strangely blank and vacant behind them ]
Yeah, so. No idea why you haven't passed through my dream bubble yet, but I'm like your ancestor or somefin.
Kay, bye. [ and she already turns to leave
best at explaining it is her ]
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[ Feferi follows along, whether or not she's wanted... ]
See if you were my ancestor, you wouldn't be in a dream bubble. So you still owe me a real explanation.
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I'm from an alterna -- alternate glubbin' whatever. So like, I should be a sexy, tyrannical dictator fish-queen but I'm a different version.
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[ Feferi just stops and puts her feet together and ~smiles~ ]
If you were her, you would know that!
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I'm kinda her. Get that through your fuckin' thinkpan. I ain't from no Alternia. I'm from Beforus. Because I'm [ she points at herself ] before you. [ points at fef ]
And her.
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Beforus? What's that?
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[ she brings her thumb across her neck horizontally and makes a crk sound through the side of her mouth ]
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Sorry! You have still lost me.
ugh that should have been *after let me die
Fine, listen up. Me and a bunch of homies played some game that kinda fucked over the world. And then we fucked up. And then I realized we were gonna lose and the Scratch was happenin' which starts shit over, so like a good frond and leader, I killed everyone and now we're ghosts and my world is your world.
Got it?
i didn't even notice . . .
[ She stops, and leans on her trident, and tilts her head at the other troll. ]
Kind of dumb, actually! So wait, you played Sgrub too? And your session failed, so instead of doing something useful, you just kind of killed everyone? I guess I believe you on that, but there's no way you could ever be my ancestor!
oh in that case there was nothin wrong
Don't reely care what you think, guppy. But just so ya min-know, what I was doin' was useful. Because now we're still around instead of bein' nonexistent and shit.
Beach can be glubbin' shit when she don't know nofin.
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If you were reely my ancestor, you would have found a betta solution. I can not say much about her because she's rude and mean, but she had to at least be pretty sneaky.
[ But, whatever, if this weird troll wants to pretend to be the Condesce have at it! ]
I'm glad the dream bubbles are getting good use, though. I just knew they would be useful!
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but she tries to brush it off. ]
Whaddya mean, you knew they'd be useful?
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Aight, that it? Cause I'm gonna bounce otterwise.
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