video; uh maybe backdated a day? Before she goes to spar with Isaac

[hellodeadpeople]

You know what honestly blows the most in this place?

[ Jack's slumped down into the cushions of her unit's living room couch, an empty bag of chips resting against her stomach as she rambles. ]

The fucking cable. Has anyone else been watching Days of Our Dumbass Totalitarian Future? I don't know how many more fucking times I can watch the big reveal that Sally McBigtits is pregnant and the great betrayal of Fabio von Whatshisass fucking around behind her back before I shove my foot through the TV. I miss the extranet. I miss the bispecies porn. At least it was laugh worthy to see a Hanar and an Elcor trying to get it on.

You know what they say about idle hands... Well, I'm not really sure, but in this context it probably means arson is on the horizon, so let's work on the entertainment sector some time before I decide it's a better plan to just go around torching shit for the funsies.

[ There's a long pause in which she just stares with the most bored of eyes at the screen, face intensely unimpressed with life as a whole. ]


Shepard, I'm hungry.

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[hellodeadpeople]

Flaming train wreck entertainment is at least worth a laugh or two. This shit is just painful.

How do you manage fun around here without pyjaks to punt or whatever Krogans do?

[wrexy]

Who said I'm having fun? [snort] A pyjack would be a welcome sight. Noisy bastards, but at least I don't have to listen to them whine.

[hellodeadpeople]

Well you haven't started shooting random shit up yet. Sure if you go running around in the forest you can find something like it.

[wrexy]

Believe it or not, I've been taught to behave. [He turns a knowing eye on her] That should be familiar to you.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ A snort. She doesn't like what you're suggesting, bro ] Should be. I've got a nasty habit of relapse, though.

[wrexy]

Sure. [Yeah, he's not. Completely sarcastic here.] I'm really intimidated.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ she snorts a laugh ] Look, I didn't get on Shepard's suicide crew for being Miss Congeniality and neither did you, so how about we both accept we're badasses and move on?

[wrexy]

Speak for yourself. [a wry grin] I'd like to think my good looks had something to do with it.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ okay, actual laugh there ] And how many Krogan beauty pageants have you won?

[wrexy]

Hehheh. I'm completely unchallenged.

[hellodeadpeople]

With the Krogans I've seen? I believe that.

[wrexy]

If you're with Shepard, I'm guessing most of those krogan were dead. Even if they didn't know it yet.

[hellodeadpeople]

You mean krogans don't come with the bullet hole between the eyes?

[wrexy]

[He taps the deep gash in the middle of his crest.] Just the good looking ones.