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video; uh maybe backdated a day? Before she goes to spar with Isaac

You know what honestly blows the most in this place?

[ Jack's slumped down into the cushions of her unit's living room couch, an empty bag of chips resting against her stomach as she rambles. ]

The fucking cable. Has anyone else been watching Days of Our Dumbass Totalitarian Future? I don't know how many more fucking times I can watch the big reveal that Sally McBigtits is pregnant and the great betrayal of Fabio von Whatshisass fucking around behind her back before I shove my foot through the TV. I miss the extranet. I miss the bispecies porn. At least it was laugh worthy to see a Hanar and an Elcor trying to get it on.

You know what they say about idle hands... Well, I'm not really sure, but in this context it probably means arson is on the horizon, so let's work on the entertainment sector some time before I decide it's a better plan to just go around torching shit for the funsies.

[ There's a long pause in which she just stares with the most bored of eyes at the screen, face intensely unimpressed with life as a whole. ]

Shepard, I'm hungry.

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I think you may want to go exploring a bit. There are a few more mature places hidden outside of the screen.

There's a red light district I'm missing?

Yes. They do not advertise their whereabouts to most.

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I... don't watch the television.

[ He prefers reading, anyway. ]

My sympathies for your life.

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Go eat, then. I'm not your mother, Jack.

[She makes a fairly disgusted face.] Hanar and Elcor porn?

I'm out of chips.

[ HOW EAT WHEN NO CHIPS, SHEPARD? ]

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This place is a disaster. [A deep, gruff laugh] What mades you think the entertainment would be any better?

Most boring disaster I've ever been in, though.

Flaming train wreck entertainment is at least worth a laugh or two. This shit is just painful.

How do you manage fun around here without pyjaks to punt or whatever Krogans do?

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So it's time to reinvent the porn industry here is what I'm hearing.

I dunno, that sounds like a lot of work and I'm not sure that's a level of commitment I'm comfortable with.

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God, I know. I'd kill a man for decent movie selections, I swear.

I have killed men for decent movie selections. So pretty much, find me the guy in charge of programming.

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Not one for arson, but if you're looking for people to help create a little excitement here - I'm all in.

Pity. What did you have in mind?

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Bispecies porn?

[That is basically all he heard from this post.]

Or tri-species porn if you search hard enough.

[shrug]

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There are other things to do here than merely watch television.

Like what?

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The pornography from your world certainly sounds like something I would be interested in!

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Yeah, you look it.

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if you're gonna torch shit, burn the couch

fuck you, i like this couch

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You have a love of the name 'Fabio', don't you?

It's a favorite. So that just shows my affection for you, really. [ She loves you so much she uses you as an insult ]

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