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exsilium2012-09-01 04:02 pm
fourscience) wrote in exsilium2012-09-01 04:02 pm
Entry tags:
- adam warlock (marvel 616),
- ashraf salib (original),
- gamora (marvel 616),
- johnny d'amico (original),
- madoka kaname (madoka magica),
- sayaka miki (madoka magica),
- vanadi (original),
- ✝ commander shepard (mass effect),
- ✝ haymitch abernathy (hunger games),
- ✝ james bond [james bond],
- ✝ kinna nananea (original),
- ✝ miles edgeworth [ace attorney],
- ✝ shiki eiki yamaxanadu [touhou],
- ✝ simmaeri (original),
- ✝ the 8th doctor [doctor who],
- ✝ urdnot wrex [mass effect],
- ✝ zelgadis greywords [slayers],
- ✞ — dropped characters — ✞
01 - video
[The four-eyed alien on the screen is excitedly typing away on her laptop with two hands, and waving two more in excited ways. Because yes, she has four hands and she is making wild gestures to punctuate each and every word she says. She is not going to stop for anything.]
I can’t believe this! Humans are everywhere, this is the most amazingly perfect opportunity! I have been studying humans, of course, but my sample size has been very limited up until now!
Let me review my notes so far- [She taps a few times on her laptop to bring up said notes, rapidly reading over them a few times before she starts talking again]
Humans are a fairly low-tech pre-spaceflight species, not many of them have made it into space! Which is such a shame, they’re a very attractive species, even though they tend to be a bit hairy and don’t have enough eyes. But I haven’t let things like that get in my way before! [She laughs loudly, then continues]
What else, what else- I wish I had my original notes here, I really did! Oh yes- humans are remarkably stubborn, prone to irrationality...and quite a violent species, too, aren’t they? They certainly do love their wars! Only two sexes too, correct? Isn’t that a shame.
I believe that’s where my data ends! I need more, much more to fill out a proper database file. And if any are up for an examination....well, I am a doctor! I need to know how to treat all of you, don’t I?
Oh, I'm so excited to start working! Tell me where I'm needed, please?
I can’t believe this! Humans are everywhere, this is the most amazingly perfect opportunity! I have been studying humans, of course, but my sample size has been very limited up until now!
Let me review my notes so far- [She taps a few times on her laptop to bring up said notes, rapidly reading over them a few times before she starts talking again]
Humans are a fairly low-tech pre-spaceflight species, not many of them have made it into space! Which is such a shame, they’re a very attractive species, even though they tend to be a bit hairy and don’t have enough eyes. But I haven’t let things like that get in my way before! [She laughs loudly, then continues]
What else, what else- I wish I had my original notes here, I really did! Oh yes- humans are remarkably stubborn, prone to irrationality...and quite a violent species, too, aren’t they? They certainly do love their wars! Only two sexes too, correct? Isn’t that a shame.
I believe that’s where my data ends! I need more, much more to fill out a proper database file. And if any are up for an examination....well, I am a doctor! I need to know how to treat all of you, don’t I?
Oh, I'm so excited to start working! Tell me where I'm needed, please?
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