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[The sounds of outside filter through the network, distant with little to be heard beyond the faint rustle of the wind, but there nonetheless. A distinctive clink-fwoosh of a lighter disrupts anything further, followed by the slow crackle of burning paper and tobacco and a satisfied inhale and steady exhale. When he finally speaks, it's with a tone that lacks interest.]

Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]

Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.

Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.

[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.

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No, just like the idea of it all.

Ahh. Getting paid while chatting up bored women with a lot of money and the free drinks does sound good. It can be dull, even if you decide to have extras.

Is that your full time career? I imagine you get a good amount of money if you get the right women.

It's something I fell into. I never had a full time career.

Man of leisure?

Yes, though we call it being ronin.

Good film, that.

[He loves playing a dumb westerner so much.]

[ A slight huff on his end because he is so not buying the dumb act. ]

It was decent.

Didn't know it was an actual word.

And I didn't know you could be so ignorant.

You know me that well already, do you?

You don't seem to be the type to actually remain ignorant of common words.

Never underestimate a stranger's stupidity.

Never overestimate a stranger's gullibility.

Touché. I see you're a man of intelligence and can't be fooled by such childish displays of ignorance.

I do have years of listening to bullshit to help in the matter. I bet there are others you can con right away.

Well, that's good news, at least. I do need someone to con. I suppose you and I will just have to make do with drinking and conversation.

Ah, yes. There is nothing wrong with either to help with the passing of time.

Did you say you 'host' here? I'd rather gladly join you for that.

[And just hit on the hotties.]

[ And he laughs a little. ]

Perhaps.

It's a fair deal. Those ladies will be getting two for the price of one and something they can take home after.

A little eager, are we?

[ He's still grinning. ]

Ah, it would help and I think that you would enjoy an income that would actually help you get more than American beer.

Oh I wouldn't want an income from it. Not when I'm wanting to fuck them after it. Starts to sound a little too much like whoring.

Each their own, but if that is what you're looking for, then who am I to stand in the way?

Perhaps we'll try without the women first, hm? I'd like to find out about this place without the distraction of women.

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