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exsilium2012-08-27 05:11 pm
doubleoohbaby) wrote in exsilium2012-08-27 05:11 pm
Entry tags:
- roslyn small (original),
- vanadi (original),
- ✝ adam jensen [deus ex],
- ✝ anora [dragon age],
- ✝ erik lehnsherr [marvel 616],
- ✝ harry flynn [uncharted 2],
- ✝ james bond [james bond],
- ✝ jane foster (mcu),
- ✝ miles edgeworth [ace attorney],
- ✝ simmaeri (original),
- ✝ takegami teijirou (mr. brain),
- ✝ the witness [original]
001 | audio
[The sounds of outside filter through the network, distant with little to be heard beyond the faint rustle of the wind, but there nonetheless. A distinctive clink-fwoosh of a lighter disrupts anything further, followed by the slow crackle of burning paper and tobacco and a satisfied inhale and steady exhale. When he finally speaks, it's with a tone that lacks interest.]
Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]
Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.
Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.
[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.
Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]
Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.
Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.
[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.
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[To be fair, James would probably just enjoy a good punch up. So manly~]
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It was a very memorable scene. Made me so glad I had not chosen the CIA secret agent route.
[ he might also just remember that one in particular scene because his girlfriend at the time who he was watching it with suddenly got very touchy-feely. apparently there is something about manly mens suffering... ]
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Is that what counts as entertainment in your world? Watching a bloke get his balls whipped?
[Why would you even... In hindsight, he's glad he didn't cry like a little girl now if others were watching. Good job he's a bad ass. B|]
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Adam shrugs, nonchalantly. ]
People love bad spy movies. I think it's mostly the cool gadgets and your womanizing nature that people find so fascinating. I don't really care--I'm still waiting for Batman.
[ Now THAT'D be something. Although it's still pretty cool to meet James Bond. ]
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Is nothing in my life considered private?
[That was mostly rhetorical. By the sound of it, his answer is already known.]
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If you're lucky, you're only known as the most infamous spy in fiction in my 'reality'. Didn't really bother researching pop culture here yet, but given we're in a future version of England, maybe you want to look up a certain 'Ian Fleming'.
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[And start researching rabidly from now on.]
So, Batman is fictional in your world too?
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Yeah. Along with a whole bunch of other 'superheroes'. [ But Batman is still his favorite. ]
But I've already heard about another reality where being a hero with special abilities is not at all special. It's all pretty fucked up, and it'll only get worse from here on out.
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He's fictional in my world too. It's starting to seem like one man's fiction is another's reality.
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Seems like it. That's... somewhat unsettling.
[ Also quietly activating his CASIE implant simply out of curiosity and for his personal entertainment. Often takes the fun out of meeting new people but now it doesn't matter anymore.
Yep, sounds accurate. ]
Well, now you know. If you need a drink after that, I believe they're passing a list around.
And if it's any consolation: they didn't actually show your dick.
[ ... yeah sorry he couldn't help it trololol ]
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It would have only made you jealous.
[Because y'know, his is so superior to all. Duh. Uh...]
Do you drink?
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I have enough other limbs that would make you jealous, I bet.
[ He sounds... deadpan. That's actually some self-deprecating humor there. ]
Sometimes.
[ Understatement of the year. ]
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Was that some sort of awful attempt at innuendo?
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No. Just--forget it.
[ How does I deal with being a cyborg in a non-cyborg world ]
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I might need to be persuaded to forget. With alcohol.
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Sounds like blackmail, Mr Bond.
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I'm not paying.
[ crosses arms in front chest again nope ]
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[It appears they're both cheapskates. Or at least Bond is when he's got limited funds in a new universe.]
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... Naaah. He got Vanadi to pay drinks and cook for him already, he can probably spend a few bucks for a drink now. ]
Deal.
[ Such a cheapskate, tho. ]
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You owe me at least one free drink.
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[ Two can play the blackmail game! Also hold on, quickly checking info; he had that list saved somewhere and also waypoint markers oh man having a built-in navigation system is so handy.
Oh and then he just starts wandering off in the direction of the nearest bar. ]
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[Which just makes him more determined to know exactly what people do and don't know about his life. This whole thinks sucks huge balls.
And, then he's just left standing, jaw and fists clenched for a lengthy pause, before admitting defeat and trailing after Adam with a strut that helps him think he's still in charge.]
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[ like aliens and people from way back when. but it's got him thinking. ]
It's mostly the name. Use another one. Your appearance changes often enough that people will brush that off.
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[Because he's a douche and thinks it's funny to screw with his 'covers'.]
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