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[doubleoohbaby]

[The sounds of outside filter through the network, distant with little to be heard beyond the faint rustle of the wind, but there nonetheless. A distinctive clink-fwoosh of a lighter disrupts anything further, followed by the slow crackle of burning paper and tobacco and a satisfied inhale and steady exhale. When he finally speaks, it's with a tone that lacks interest.]

Well, isn't this quaint. Doubt I would have believed it were I not seeing it with my own eyes. At least the woman greeting me was persuasive enough. [You can practically hear the dirty little smirk.]

Even so, I'm not quite sure how I feel out of my home and sent on my merry way towards college kid dorm rooms. Or rather, I'm perfectly aware of how I feel about it, just the words I'm looking for aren't for public ears.

Still. Judging by the archives on this thing, there's plenty of you about who know this world, so come on, share your wisdom with an outsider, would you? One can never know too much.

[A pause as he inhales another lungful of smoke, eventually adding with a thoughtful exhale:] Oh, and don't patronise me with the basics. I'm curious, not stupid.

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voice

[doubleoohbaby]

I can be rather forgetful when it comes to introductions.

[And yet he's still forgetting to give his name. Just sittin' here smoking- which he totally shouldn't be.

Eventually:]

You first.

voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ OH YEAH we'll he's not the only one smoking. ]

Adam Jensen.

voice

[doubleoohbaby]

James Bond.

Hello, Adam! [Overly cheerful, a sure sign he's just being a pain in the ass.]

voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ Is this a fucking joke--

oh wait no it's... not... ]

You're kidding.

voice

[doubleoohbaby]

[Is he regretting not using a false name? ... Naaaah. The Initiative already know.]

Should I be?

voice

[neveraskedforthis]

[ Yeah he's about to call you out on your bullshit only--he's seen aliens and giant talking foxes.

This would be more believable, sadly. ]

James double oh seven Bond? Because in that case, you have quite the reputation.

[ a beat ]

Seriously though, you're kidding, right?

voice, encrypted

[doubleoohbaby]

[And suddenly Bond's snapping on some fairly newbie style encryptions, while hissing out a sharp exhale.]

Where'd you hear something like that?

voice, encrypted

[neveraskedforthis]

[ WHOA aren't you lucky that Adam is a master hacker and can at least fortify that encryption a good deal. Means this is serious. ]

... God damn. You for real?

[ Hold on; will the universe implode if he tells him? ]

I think telling you would go against some multiverse laws, probably. Hell if I know. I don't want to be responsible when this place spontanously collapses on itself.

voice, encrypted

[doubleoohbaby]

[There's a pissy sounding inhaleexhale as he takes a sharp drag of his cigarette.]

Telling me what?

voice, encrypted

[neveraskedforthis]

[ Now that's just amusing. ]

How popular you are where I'm from. So how's life as a secret service agent treating you lately? You'll get us out of here in no time, right?

voice, encrypted

[doubleoohbaby]

[What. What? Is he being mocked? Oh no you didn'.]

One has to hope, for your sake, that your CIA.

voice, encrypted

[neveraskedforthis]

[ trolled at most. But trolled with respect! ]

Never got that high up I'm afraid. But I have to ask.


That torture scene in Casino Royale. Did that really happen? Because holy shit.


[ balls of steel man. balls of steel. ]

voice, encrypted

[doubleoohbaby]

[... ...

...

. . .]

I think you and I need to have a little chat.

[So much loathing. So much.]

voice, encrypted

[neveraskedforthis]

[ He might just be grinning over here. I mean, doesn't happen often you get to one up James Bond, right? ]

Do we now? I'd be honored, actually.

[ squee ]

voice, encrypted

[doubleoohbaby]

[Quietly seething forever.]

It's so nice to hear that I have a fan.

voice, encrypted

[neveraskedforthis]

With all due respect Mr Bond, I doubt that I'm the only one.

[ unless all the other realities don't have James Bond that would just be....... unthinkable ]

voice, encrypted

[doubleoohbaby]

You can tell me all about it when we meet.

Now.

[Sounded a lot like an order just there.]

voice, encrypted

[neveraskedforthis]

[ oh Adam's good at taking orders

especially from childhood idols s-sigh :( ]

If you insist. Are you around the transport apartments?

voice, encrypted

[doubleoohbaby]

Yes.

[Well, chillin' outside them, hunched over his notebook with a cigarette in hand, because travelling to alternate realities is a good enough excuse to take up smoking again.]

Don't keep me waiting.

voice, encrypted -> action

[neveraskedforthis]

[ Deadpan, ] I wouldn't dream of it.

[ Well and off he goes because hahaha even though he didn't get Batman the other day, he's getting James Bond now. That's.

Pretty cool. Fortunately Adam was around anyway, so it doesn't take him long to reach the apartments--or spot Mr Bond outside. Somehow he was half expecting him to have attracted an audience by now but apparently... not?

what is wrong with this place

Anyway, Adam keeps his cool, eyes hidden behind glasses, face and voice impassive as always,; and even temporarily forgets how weird he must look himself--you know, if you cared to look at his hands and all. ]

Mr Bond.


((ooc: ALSO SINCE I AM PRETTY SURE ADAM WILL WANT TO USE IT ON BOND.... may I link you to the permissions post of Adam's social enhancer c:))

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[doubleoohbaby]

[The moment he catches sight of company, James is shoving his notebook aside and pushing himself to his feet. A hand idly flicks his latest cigarette away while he fives a curious once over of the other, checking out the opposition. He notes the oddities but, for now, avoids questioning, instead rolling his shoulders and (unconsciously) puffing out his chest like he's ready for a fight.]

Mr. Jensen, how nice of you to be so prompt.

action

[neveraskedforthis]

[ Can't blame him. Guy must be confused right now, but Adam just hadn't been able to resist--his expression doesn't waver either way and he just crosses his arms in front of his chest. ]

I was in the area.

[ Well it's true. But you also don't keep a British gentleman waiting. Not that he'd know, but Adam is actually closely looking at his face and hey that gotta be the actor that played Bond before Robert Pattinson took over-- is very tempted to collect some data, but he restrains himself. For now. Because Bond. ]

action

[doubleoohbaby]

Convenient. There's a lot about this place that seems convenient.

[lmao oh god i hate you Bond's just offering up an unblinking stare in return, piercing and unamused. He's still wound up about the whole balls thing, that shouldn't be common knowledge after all.]

action

[neveraskedforthis]

[ ADAM'S VERSION OF THE FUTURE IS TERRIBLE ALL AROUND Yes well. Understandable--but Adam's still now sure if he should explain how exactly he knows. Mostly he wanted to test if what happened in the movies really applies to this one, and the reaction had been very telling. ]

You'd think. This place has nothing to do with it, aside from screwing with reality and being some--multiverse hub.

I just didn't think it'd extend that far. Did you ever read a book--or watch a movie--and found yourself wishing those stories to be more than just fiction, Mr Bond.

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[doubleoohbaby]

[Usually James is so much better at bluffing his way through things, but with the whole being dragged to a new universe and having personal facts revealed, Bond's allowed to be a little on edge.]

Hn. [Dismissive grunt.]

Not really.