♈ Aradia: Finally get around to showing your face. [video]

[psych0p0mps]

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

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[grannyfucker]

Well, how do you think you look?

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[psych0p0mps]

I'm guessing pretty silly!

[grannyfucker]

I suppose that's one way to describe it. I'd use the term 'severely retarded' myself, I don't see why else anyone would actually wear that. Why, it's not even anywhere near Halloween!

[psych0p0mps]

Pfft, I wouldn't say retarded, just incredibly silly.

[Given that Sollux liked wearing them back home, she can't be too harsh on them. The point is made, though, so she'll go ahead and take them off for now. Her eyes look kind of irritated and unfocused, though, and can't seem to find the camera.]

There we go. By the way, what's Halloween?

[grannyfucker]

[JESUS the whites of her eyes are yellow! He jolts a little at first, shocked, but soon regains his composure.]

If you don't know what Halloween is, then why are you dressed for it?

[psych0p0mps]

What? These are my normal clothes.

[grannyfucker]

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You mean you put all that on [he makes a sweeping gesture around the face] every day? Jesus!

If you call that 'normal', I'm not sure I want to find out what you wear for a costume!

[psych0p0mps]

[Of course, she can't really see the gesture, so she pulls at her shirt, confused. Trolls may be notorious for their lack of fashion sense, but...]

It's not that weird, is it? I don't know much about Earth fashion, but it didn't seem all that out of the ordinary.

[grannyfucker]

You don't think weird orange horns and grey face paint is out of the ordinary?

[r u 4 real rite now]

[psych0p0mps]

[A pause...... then she bursts out laughing.]

That's just how I look! Did you think I was human?

wow sorry for the late i'm DREADFUL at this 'timely response' thing

[grannyfucker]

...aren't you?

pfft you're saying this to the person who took a month to make a post at all

[psych0p0mps]

No! I'm a troll. You'd think of us as aliens from another universe!

[grannyfucker]

[oooohhhhhhhhhhhh

he gets it now!]

Is this some of that weird melonfucker comic book roleplaying shit?