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Jake Martinez ([personal profile] ex_b_a_n_g251) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-05-12 02:01 pm

|Voice -> Video| May 12 @ ~4am

[There is silence and then a soft whispering female voice, clearly making notes to herself.]

..nd, through a series of small, reversible changes, making it completely unmaintainable by anyone except yourself

[Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream followed by a loud boom as if something has exploded. The voice post suddenly gains video footage of rolling material before it is momentarily covered. There is a dizzying shifting of the camera as the phone is drawn out of the bed sheets and held up for inspection by the user. Then the swearing of a male voice starts as the lights go on in the room.]

Gotta be fucking kidding me! Piece of shit! What asshole... fuck!

[The camera lights on a very naked man as he stumbles across to a wall of the bedroom that is clearly blown out based on the hole in it and the drywall plaster in bits on the floor. The man in question stumbles to the wall, clearly previously asleep as the cursing continues in a long string of a volatile tirade. His prosthetic leg is obvious even in the dark as the light of the camera glints off the metallic rings that adheres it to his mid-thigh. His two-tone hair is messed up and his tattoos are clear on his skin as he turns around, given a full frontal of his nudity. Thankfully there are some shadows in the room that the camera doesn't pierce.]

Fucking shit... what was screaming? You've got to be shitting me... you're recording this?

My apologies, Jake-sama. It was an automatic reaction.

[Kriem's tone suggests otherwise. The scream may have startled her, but how long has it been since she'd seen her handsome boyfriend be surprised like that? It is an opportunity she couldn't pass up!]

Fuck you, Kriem. Turn that goddamn thing off. You're showing off my assets here, and I haven't put my make-up on.

[His voice is slightly mocking at the end, as if there's some teasing from an earlier event in their lives. He looks around again before stomping back to the bed and lays down. Then there's a snort of laughter before two voices are chuckling and the video shuts off.]
pabulously: (Besotted: Shocked blush)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-13 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bolin squeaks a little and turns BRIGHT, BRIGHT RED. He quickly looks away and covers his eyes.]

Uh. Is everything....okay...sir?

[Please let him respond by voice. Or at least put some pants on. BOLIN HAS DELICATE EYES.]
pabulously: (Awkward: Weeeeell you see it kinda...)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-15 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
An eye full? Me? Nope! I saw nothing! Absolutely nothing!

[Is that supposed to be normal for a penis? Bolin doesn't have much of a basis for comparison.]
pabulously: (Dorky: Oh hay gaiz)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-15 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
OKAY YES I SAW SOMETHING I'M VERY SORRY AND I PROMISE I WILL UNSEE IT AS SOON AS I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW.

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[personal profile] no_strings_attached 2013-05-16 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Her voice can be heard in the background of Jake's feed.]

Jake-sama, it sounds as though you have another admirer.
pabulously: (Awkward: Errr this is uncomfortable)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-18 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, admirer would be a slight [read: HUGE] exaggeration...

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[personal profile] no_strings_attached 2013-05-19 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
There's no need to be coy over it. [She giggled at that.]
pabulously: (Annoyed: Uh that would be a negative)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-20 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh believe me, I not being coy. [OLD MAN PENIS IS NOT IMPRESSIVE, SORRY.]

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[personal profile] no_strings_attached 2013-05-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Is it jealousy then? [But he will have an old man one in a few years! Does he think that his won't be impressive? Have some pride!]
pabulously: (Angry: RAEGQUIT)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-22 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jealousy? Please. Bolin is perfectly happy with Little Bo.]

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON ABOUT?!

[WHY IS HE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?!]

Voice

[personal profile] no_strings_attached 2013-05-25 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Little Bo? It's no wonder that you're over-reacting!]

I don't understand why men feel the need to compare each other's private parts. It isn't the size that matters, but how you use it, and Jake-sama can use his very well.

[Now she's just teasing you.]
Edited 2013-05-25 13:23 (UTC)
pabulously: (Annoyed: Let me use small words)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-25 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, that is WAY more information than I needed.

[crai]

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[personal profile] no_strings_attached 2013-05-26 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Does it make you feel less of a man?
pabulously: (Annoyed: We're so much cooler Pabu)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-27 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I just didn't need or want to know it.

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[personal profile] no_strings_attached 2013-05-27 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh really? You sounded as though you needed the support.
pabulously: (Awkward: Errr this is uncomfortable)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-27 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I don't. I really, really don't.

Voice

[personal profile] no_strings_attached 2013-05-27 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No? Such a shame. You could have gotten yourself a nice girlfriend with my help!
pabulously: (Annoyed: We're so much cooler Pabu)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-29 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need your help getting a girlfriend. [Because the only girl he wants is Korra, and she doesn't want him.]

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[personal profile] no_strings_attached 2013-06-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you prefer men? I'm sure there's a man here who would be your type!
pabulously: (Besotted: Wibble)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-06-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[AGH THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING]

I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN.

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pabulously: (Awkward: Errr this is uncomfortable)

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[personal profile] pabulously 2013-05-19 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Greatness. Yes. Got it. [He's just going to try and forget this whole thing ever happened, thanks....]