Jake Martinez (
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|Voice -> Video| May 12 @ ~4am
[There is silence and then a soft whispering female voice, clearly making notes to herself.]
..nd, through a series of small, reversible changes, making it completely unmaintainable by anyone except yourself
[Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream followed by a loud boom as if something has exploded. The voice post suddenly gains video footage of rolling material before it is momentarily covered. There is a dizzying shifting of the camera as the phone is drawn out of the bed sheets and held up for inspection by the user. Then the swearing of a male voice starts as the lights go on in the room.]
Gotta be fucking kidding me! Piece of shit! What asshole... fuck!
[The camera lights on a very naked man as he stumbles across to a wall of the bedroom that is clearly blown out based on the hole in it and the drywall plaster in bits on the floor. The man in question stumbles to the wall, clearly previously asleep as the cursing continues in a long string of a volatile tirade. His prosthetic leg is obvious even in the dark as the light of the camera glints off the metallic rings that adheres it to his mid-thigh. His two-tone hair is messed up and his tattoos are clear on his skin as he turns around, given a full frontal of his nudity. Thankfully there are some shadows in the room that the camera doesn't pierce.]
Fucking shit... what was screaming? You've got to be shitting me... you're recording this?
My apologies, Jake-sama. It was an automatic reaction.
[Kriem's tone suggests otherwise. The scream may have startled her, but how long has it been since she'd seen her handsome boyfriend be surprised like that? It is an opportunity she couldn't pass up!]
Fuck you, Kriem. Turn that goddamn thing off. You're showing off my assets here, and I haven't put my make-up on.
[His voice is slightly mocking at the end, as if there's some teasing from an earlier event in their lives. He looks around again before stomping back to the bed and lays down. Then there's a snort of laughter before two voices are chuckling and the video shuts off.]
..nd, through a series of small, reversible changes, making it completely unmaintainable by anyone except yourself
[Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream followed by a loud boom as if something has exploded. The voice post suddenly gains video footage of rolling material before it is momentarily covered. There is a dizzying shifting of the camera as the phone is drawn out of the bed sheets and held up for inspection by the user. Then the swearing of a male voice starts as the lights go on in the room.]
Gotta be fucking kidding me! Piece of shit! What asshole... fuck!
[The camera lights on a very naked man as he stumbles across to a wall of the bedroom that is clearly blown out based on the hole in it and the drywall plaster in bits on the floor. The man in question stumbles to the wall, clearly previously asleep as the cursing continues in a long string of a volatile tirade. His prosthetic leg is obvious even in the dark as the light of the camera glints off the metallic rings that adheres it to his mid-thigh. His two-tone hair is messed up and his tattoos are clear on his skin as he turns around, given a full frontal of his nudity. Thankfully there are some shadows in the room that the camera doesn't pierce.]
Fucking shit... what was screaming? You've got to be shitting me... you're recording this?
My apologies, Jake-sama. It was an automatic reaction.
[Kriem's tone suggests otherwise. The scream may have startled her, but how long has it been since she'd seen her handsome boyfriend be surprised like that? It is an opportunity she couldn't pass up!]
Fuck you, Kriem. Turn that goddamn thing off. You're showing off my assets here, and I haven't put my make-up on.
[His voice is slightly mocking at the end, as if there's some teasing from an earlier event in their lives. He looks around again before stomping back to the bed and lays down. Then there's a snort of laughter before two voices are chuckling and the video shuts off.]
video;
Uh. Is everything....okay...sir?
[Please let him respond by voice. Or at least put some pants on. BOLIN HAS DELICATE EYES.]
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Huh? Yeah, yeah, everything is fine.
[A pause.]
Awful red there. Got an eye full, did ya?
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[Is that supposed to be normal for a penis? Bolin doesn't have much of a basis for comparison.]
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L~iar.
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Jake-sama, it sounds as though you have another admirer.
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WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ON ABOUT?!
[WHY IS HE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION?!]
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I don't understand why men feel the need to compare each other's private parts. It isn't the size that matters, but how you use it, and Jake-sama can use his very well.
[Now she's just teasing you.]
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[crai]
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I CAN DO IT ON MY OWN.
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Just remember to know that greatness was observed. That's all you need to remember.
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