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[neveraskedforthis]

[ This is a video post! But you don't actually see the scruffy guy talking this time, aside from maybe parts of mechanical limbs and a trail of cigarette smoke—yeah, some cyborgs can pull of tricky feats like broadcasting what they see with their own artificial retinas. Cool shit. He seems to be looking outside the window—not a whole lot of festive decorations in the street, phew—, so probably nothing interesting here for you guys, which means you're more or less forced to listen. ]

So, Christmas. Doesn't seem to be a big deal in this time and place compared to 21st century America, which I'm actually kinda grateful for. Bigger problems, after all... [ Because wow Christmas sure sucks when your family is dead and you don't have a partner. ] Bet the majority of you don't even know what it's all about. Personally I just care about eggnog right now -- and so should you if you like having something good to drink.

[ Priorities. Adam's downplaying this a lot but he still got a select few people gifts... speaking of gifts. ]

Oh yeah, I think somebody forgot this at my place...

[ And with this, he means a black lace C cup bra, which he's dangling in front of his own eyes. ]

Unless this is supposed to be a gift. I'm not sure what to do with it. Might wanna come here and pick it up before I get rid of it or give it to someone else -- it being Christmas and all.

[ Adam sounds remarkably indifferent despite the implications. He's so gonna get spanked for this and that's actually exactly what he wants AHEM. Anyway, there's a private text message tacked onto this later—for Vanadi. ]

You too.

[ Yeah, just that. ]


(( ooc: also, linking Adam's CASIE permissions post again c: ))

Comments

[text; private, the most private of privates]

[raisedbybirds]

[Why does this keep happening to her why does she get into these kinds of situations...]

I'm really beginning to suspect you enjoy pain.

[text; private, the most private of privates]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ hi babe hi ]

And I'm beginning to suspect you like leaving your clothes all over the place. That's the second time. And you call me an exhibitionist, really, Mrs Aran.

Re: [text; private, the most private of privates]

[raisedbybirds]

[Don't you hi babe hi me. YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.]

The first time hardly counts when it was a self-admitted prank.

[text; private, the most private of privates]

[neveraskedforthis]

You still played into it.

And you're doing it again. Though granted, this time it really is yours. Since I bought it and all.

Am I in trouble?

[raisedbybirds]

Yes.

Yes you are.

You are in big fucking trouble.

[neveraskedforthis]

Did I tell you that you're cute when you're angry?

[raisedbybirds]

[THIS JUST MAKES HER MORE ANGRY]

Tell me that after I've shoved your mechanical foot up your own ass.

[neveraskedforthis]

Will do. Just give me a bit to look nice for you when you get here to give me a spanking because I've been such a naughty boy.

[raisedbybirds]

[This is where incoherent key smashing might go if she were any more irate.]

You're going to get more than a spanking.

Make it easier on yourself and hand it over first thing when I get there.

[neveraskedforthis]

[ Heh. He really does love riling her up. Gotta keep her busy, not like... ]

If no one else has claimed it by then, sure.

[raisedbybirds]

Why would you do that.

What did my bra ever do to you.

It has a home. An ill-fitting home, for the record.

[neveraskedforthis]

[ You know what makes this extra cute right now? The fact that Adam bought you this bra in particular to begin with. ]

I tried. Maybe I can trade it for one that is more fitting. D, right?

[raisedbybirds]

NO. I DON'T WANT SOMEONE ELSE'S BRA.

[neveraskedforthis]

Does this mean you like the one I picked so much you're gonna keep wearing it even if it's uncomfortable.



:)

[raisedbybirds]

No.

I'm going to come over there and punch you.

With that bra.

[neveraskedforthis]

Well in that case, I can only hope it'll be a bra filled with grenades as opposed to an empty one. [ referencing a comment made by someone else, of course. ] Sounds more effective.

Looking forward to your visit, don't keep me waiting too long.

[raisedbybirds]

[She's going to punch you. In the dick. With her bra.

A lot.]