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ok im gonna make this short and sweet i just need to get one thing straight
assuming this district nine space wars fight for the rights to drill for oil on blue cat person nature planet or whatever the fuck the goal is here is actually legit and not just some inane elaborate hoax to derail everyone from the real plot
and that im not just typing a message to a bunch of people sitting behind a bunch of computer screens with one hand in their pants and the other stroking a big fat wad of money laughing their asses off at the gullible kid getting punkd
who exactly is in charge here because them and i need to have some words
namely some words on how the fuck theyre getting their spacey kidnap powers on when im pretty damn sure thats not even possible given how far into the deepest recesses of spaces asshole i was delving into while rocketing a million light years per hour on a giant meteor up until just now
like youd have to be pretty god damn talented to make that happen
not that i havent heard of way way way way way crazier things happening like even within the past day or two
but the point still stands
and for that matter speaking of crazy shit going down i dont get why they had to trick my old sword out in order for me to use it
that shit was working just fine before but now its apparently special like its about to go undercover and expose some crime lords running beauty pageants all blowing up tiara bombs and wrecking beauty queen shit left and right or whatever
not that im complaining because the only way to make an awesome thing more awesome is to amp that shit out to the max but lets get real here
as far as overpowered soldiers go i got enough to my name as it is
so basically this boils down to
whos the boss here and how do i hand in my resignation
cause sorry to say i already got signed up for one war i didnt even want to be in ages ago and im not talking about the great and neverending strife for who gets to take a goddamn shower first
not that i dont have some time to kill but id rather kill it in can town laying down some sick justice on the rogue squirrels trying to turn their terroristic bullshit on the proud and brave democratic nation of perishables
if that sounds like a way better cause then thats because it is
[ so much for short and sweet. also sorry it took so long to intro! if you would rather not have me use text responses, comment here or let me know in the subject line. ]
assuming this district nine space wars fight for the rights to drill for oil on blue cat person nature planet or whatever the fuck the goal is here is actually legit and not just some inane elaborate hoax to derail everyone from the real plot
and that im not just typing a message to a bunch of people sitting behind a bunch of computer screens with one hand in their pants and the other stroking a big fat wad of money laughing their asses off at the gullible kid getting punkd
who exactly is in charge here because them and i need to have some words
namely some words on how the fuck theyre getting their spacey kidnap powers on when im pretty damn sure thats not even possible given how far into the deepest recesses of spaces asshole i was delving into while rocketing a million light years per hour on a giant meteor up until just now
like youd have to be pretty god damn talented to make that happen
not that i havent heard of way way way way way crazier things happening like even within the past day or two
but the point still stands
and for that matter speaking of crazy shit going down i dont get why they had to trick my old sword out in order for me to use it
that shit was working just fine before but now its apparently special like its about to go undercover and expose some crime lords running beauty pageants all blowing up tiara bombs and wrecking beauty queen shit left and right or whatever
not that im complaining because the only way to make an awesome thing more awesome is to amp that shit out to the max but lets get real here
as far as overpowered soldiers go i got enough to my name as it is
so basically this boils down to
whos the boss here and how do i hand in my resignation
cause sorry to say i already got signed up for one war i didnt even want to be in ages ago and im not talking about the great and neverending strife for who gets to take a goddamn shower first
not that i dont have some time to kill but id rather kill it in can town laying down some sick justice on the rogue squirrels trying to turn their terroristic bullshit on the proud and brave democratic nation of perishables
if that sounds like a way better cause then thats because it is
[ so much for short and sweet. also sorry it took so long to intro! if you would rather not have me use text responses, comment here or let me know in the subject line. ]
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