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andhishat ([personal profile] andhishat) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-08-16 04:52 pm

Entry II | Video

[The sight that appears on your device's screens is that of a wall of smoke, and hopefully you had the speakers turned down because the fire alarms they use here aren't exactly pleasant on the ears. For a minute that's all there is, smoke obscuring vague shapes and the sound of the alarm screeching its head off, but if you stick with it you soon see a shape start moving in through the black clouds, the sound of coughing audible under the alarm. Finally, Reya emerges from the smoke, her hand over her mouth.]

Enough!

[She gestures and shoots two little red orbs off in different directions. There's a loud crack and the sound of glass breaking, and suddenly the alarm disintegrates into static, and the smoke starts to lessen, just slightly. A gust of magically conjured wind speeds it along.]

May Ithilids starve themselves on the brains of whatever sadist designed these infernal machines!

[She turns back to the camera, wiping soot from her cheek.]

I'm certain the one who wrote the instructions on the back of our food is either long dead or not very concerned with my plight, but I would like to inform those providing it that not every world uses whatever absurd system you people have for measuring the passage of time.

[Coughing as she tries to take a calming breath]

Since I find myself with the choice of continually risking burning down my residence, starvation, or throwing myself upon the kindness of others, I am hoping some among you might be willing to explain 'minutes' and 'seconds' to me, as well as the proper use of this 'mi-crow-wave' device?

Also, to those living with me, I apologize for the mess, [She glances over her shoulder] and the window. I'll clean it up as soon as I'm able.

[OOC: Basically, Reya tried to use the microwave, and coming from a world where time measurement is based on people's best guess she made a botch job of it. Roommates feel free to action tag]
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-21 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
You'd think that.

[He chuckles, though, shakes his head.]

I think they have written manuals for most of the machines here, if that helps.
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-21 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
...does that whole 'releasing ancient evils' thing happen to you often, then?
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-21 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[And he just ... rubs his neck.]

You might want to get that checked out.
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-21 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...you know, I'm sure there's some healers here that could help you.
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-24 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
There's an array of people here, it might be worth a try.
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-24 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I know this doesn't help much, but ... well, I do understand that.

You have to let it go. Or try.

[It isn't something that he's proud of, not being able to let go of Elissa -- but her being here hasn't exactly helped with that.]
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Alistair knows that feeling, honestly. Even as a King, he knows that if there's another blight ... they'll still come for him, even if he's on the throne.

And they won't stop until the Calling drags him underground to fight the darkspawn until he's dead.]


Ah, well. That I understand. Are they -- here, the beings that pursue you?
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-25 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[This -- this is some heavy stuff, even for Alistair. He rubs his hand through his hair, feeling awkward. He barely knows this woman, after all.]

Then I'm sorry. It always difficult, knowing there won't be a real end until -- well. Everything ends.
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-25 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's true.

[He shakes his head, but pauses when she speaks about raising the dead.]

...yes, well. We're all very -- glad for that. Lack of -- raise dead. Because that is totally a thing that everyone has in their worlds!
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-25 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing good. Nothing that's anything but -- blood magic.
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, both of those things. Among other things like being evil and a slippery slope to becoming an abomination.
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-25 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is probably a terrible idea. Dragon Age's opinions on summoners of demons is very narrow-minded.]

Very much so. Dealing with demons can only lead to one thing.
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[personal profile] woahwoahawkward 2012-08-31 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Or a more drawn-out and painful torture at the hands of demons, but -- yes.

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