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[wrexy]

The rumors are true. [A big red eye and a face that seems too wide for the frame blips onto screen. The voice is gruff, but with a hint of amusement to its tone.] There is a new monster in town.

Hrm. And that's all anyone seems to know about me. Why else would that human willingly hand over some magic advanced weapon? [He chuckles lowly.] Famous first—and last—mistake.

Anyway, let's get this over with. Point me toward the enemy.

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[wrexy]

[Dryly] Making friends is always my top priority.

[punk_cute]

'Course they are. When you're fightin' shit you gotta have your friends to watch your back an' help you out.

[To be fair, in his canon this is exactly how it works so he ignores the tone completely.]

[wrexy]

[A snort, of laughter this time] Can't disagree with that, really. You humans never do lay off the touchy-feely.

[punk_cute]

[That makes him laugh along with.]

Depends on the human, man. Had to learn that lesson the hard way.