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[wrexy]

The rumors are true. [A big red eye and a face that seems too wide for the frame blips onto screen. The voice is gruff, but with a hint of amusement to its tone.] There is a new monster in town.

Hrm. And that's all anyone seems to know about me. Why else would that human willingly hand over some magic advanced weapon? [He chuckles lowly.] Famous first—and last—mistake.

Anyway, let's get this over with. Point me toward the enemy.

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[moralperil]

Tuchanka. Wow. I've never met anyone from there! You'll have to tell me all about it. [He's sincerely excited to hear about other worlds. They fascinate him.]

It's nice to meet you, Urdnot Wrex. I'm Mahdi.

[wrexy]

Hah, you're a strange one, human. I assure you, no alien stays interested in Tuchanka for very long.

[moralperil]

Why not? I always like visiting new places, even when they're kind of icky. I got to meet all kinds of people and go all sorts of places at my last job.

[wrexy]

Because I'm the only krogan who would give second thought to killing and robbing a trespassing alien. [He chuckles loudly, like it was a good joke] Also, they tell me it's radioactive.

[moralperil]

I - I don't have anything worth robbing! But I freely offer whaever's mine to others, they wouldn't have to kill me! [A pause as Mahdi lets all of this sink in.] It must be hard living somewhere that's radioactive...

[wrexy]

Hehheh. Just know, if you bring your friendship campaign to Tuchanka, just be ready with a convoy, a hazard suit, and a note from your embassy.

[moralperil]

I'll keep that in mind. [Seriousnod.]

And um, what about cupcakes? Do they eat those on Tuchanka? I find those tend to smooth lots of things over.