003 ¤ [video]

[fe_male]

[ He's sort of holding up a toaster oven but he sets it down pretty quickly. ]

I've got one appliance that takes a little too much glee in burning shit, and what looks like a maudlin blender. Who wants in on this?

[ He's also set up some programs to just sort of trawl the network constantly for various things. One is the word 'pie'. Another is encrypted messages not encrypted enough to be completely hidden from him. Casual re-pimp of permissions. So, yes. Both of these wouldn't be immediately noticed without someone else doing some sort of tracking of their own.

aka: Tony is bored. watch out ]

Comments

[fe_male]

Located purely without his skull, it sounds.

[boughtabookstore]

He certainly didn't have any reputation for his intelligence.

[fe_male]

Clearly. And hilariously.

[boughtabookstore]

He was lucky to survive. Still, it was funny afterwards.

Nobody could come up with a good enough nickname to exploit that story with, unfortunately.

[fe_male]

Yeah, well, you know how it is, you fork yourself up too bad, people start feeling like they have to walk on eggshells.

[boughtabookstore]

He used to lie to girls about how he got the scar. Apparently it was fairly effective.

So yes, I suppose quite a few injuries do come from stupidity.

[fe_male]

You should hear the story about how I got mine someday. It's a doozie.

Thank you, thank you. Next time it'll just be faster if you agree with me from the get go.

[boughtabookstore]

That's good. I can always use more interesting things here.

Faster would be boring.

[fe_male]

Faster generally is boring, but. Sometimes it gets the boring out of the way.

[boughtabookstore]

What's not boring enough for conversation, then?

[fe_male]

Anything but the obvious. Got anything you want to get off your chest?

[boughtabookstore]

Mmm. [ She shrugs, noncommittal. ] Contrary to popular belief, I don't actually keep many secrets. I leave that to other people.

[fe_male]

Prudent of you. And a little mean. I like it when people have secrets. More fun that way.

[boughtabookstore]

It makes life quite a lot simpler, though. Secrets do nothing but get in the way and cause trouble.

[fe_male]

Yeah, that's why you keep them secret. They only do that if you let other people know about them. [ Which is such bullshit, but sometimes he just enjoys arguing. ]

[boughtabookstore]

[ She's not eye rolling, but that's just because she's Roslyn and her physical reactions to anything are minimal. ] It's the keeping them secret that causes the problems. Not the secrets themselves.

[fe_male]

Well it's not that you're not keeping your secrets good enough then, it's that you're not keeping good enough secrets.

[boughtabookstore]

Like I said. I'm a very boring person.

I imagine your secrets are much more interesting.

[fe_male]

I don't think you're boring.

[boughtabookstore]

That's polite of you.

You know, you didn't tell me earlier specifically what bigger things you were building.

[fe_male]

Hey, you're right, I totally didn't. Must've forgot to. [ la la la ]

[boughtabookstore]

[ La la la, huh. ]

Or changed the subject.

[fe_male]

You from a world with superheroes?

[boughtabookstore]

Not even remotely.

[fe_male]

You adjust well.