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[fe_male]

[ He's sort of holding up a toaster oven but he sets it down pretty quickly. ]

I've got one appliance that takes a little too much glee in burning shit, and what looks like a maudlin blender. Who wants in on this?

[ He's also set up some programs to just sort of trawl the network constantly for various things. One is the word 'pie'. Another is encrypted messages not encrypted enough to be completely hidden from him. Casual re-pimp of permissions. So, yes. Both of these wouldn't be immediately noticed without someone else doing some sort of tracking of their own.

aka: Tony is bored. watch out ]

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[danno_williams]

[And Danny knows him fairly well, or well, well enough to KNOW that a bored Tony equals shit blown up.]

Oh my God. What did you do to those poor things and are you about to burn the place down?

Because if you are? You should let everyone know so I can go save what little of my shit I have here.

[fe_male]

[ He points to the toaster. ] If anybody's going to 'accidentally' [ finger quotes ] burn something down, it'll be him. I didn't do anything to them, okay, I fixed some potential and made it concrete, they'll be fine. So little faith.

[tequilaselai]

[A little robot dog appears to sniff at the camera before Tali shoves it aside. It appears to be made out of a toaster and other assorted scraps.

GUESS WHO IS ALSO BORED.]

I made a puppy, but I don't think he's too interested in burning things. Mostly he just likes to chase his tail.

[fe_male]

[ Little robot dog, you are being peered at.

Not as much as the mask that follows it though. ]

Maybe he should come keep mine company. We'll just put 'em in a nice room with a cat made out of fire extinguishers and he'll keep things in order. [ Totally. ]

[andhishat]

[She leans towards the camera, well and truly amused by, and curious about, this new development]

And tell me, is this some new wonder of technology, or have I at last found proper magic here?

[fe_male]

Why the hell would you want to find magic - it's all over the place here. Seriously, like half the people here - who are you? What's proper magic?

permatext;

[boughtabookstore]

Did you 'repair' those?

permatext;

[fe_male]

your use of sarcastic quotation marks hurts me

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[acemedium]

[Watch out, Tony, it's the overexcitment brigade] Are you going to make a robot?!

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[fe_male]

Am I going to - no, I already have, what do you think these are? Why, do you need one for something? [ Not that he'll just make you one, but still. ]

[noble_nate]

In on what, exactly?

[fe_male]

The future.

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[umadrobin]

As long as you swear you're better at this than that Jack Spicer kid.

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[fe_male]

I'm better at this than everyone, so that's pretty easy. Don't think I know him anyway.

[whatsupcroc]

You've got a pyromaniac toaster oven, or just a broken dial?

[fe_male]

Well he ran into the wall earlier and cracked something in a hissy fit so I wouldn't really call it an either-or, but. Pyromaniac might be a little far.

[anomaliiiiies]

Are you bored, Mr. Stark? [chinhands]

[fe_male]

I won't be for long at this rate, although I might have some peeved roommates. It's hard to sweet-talk a toaster within half an hour of waking up. What are you up to?

[scintillates]

I didn't understand any of that. I'm in!

[fe_male]

[ Interesting thought process you have there. He kind of likes that. Even if it was sort of a pseudo-offer. ]

Were you looking for clarification, or just a tweeked out bagel-maker, because this isn't really a learning exercise unless you like poaching for your breakfast.

video. always.

[taconight]

[There is an almost obscene amount of unbridled awe on Atley's face. Sure, he's from the future and all that but you've just made a toaster have personality.]

Did you... [His eyes go wide and he points at the camera] How'd you add an artificial intelligence into the...the... Hold on. I'm sorry. Did you say it likes to burn things?

Did you mean to do that or was it a fluke in the code?

[He covers his mouth like he's said something awful.]

Sorry, sorry.

video. tony is pretty much always video too. who doesn't want to see this face?

[fe_male]

It wasn't entirely on purpose but then there wasn't much purpose to begin with. What are you apologizing for?

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[chelicerata]

[ oh. mister stark. ]

I don't assume they'd allow you to repair time machines instead of kitchen appliances.

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[fe_male]

I tend not to let silly things like assumptions dictate what I can do anyway.

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[whatatool]

Get working on a manic depressive robot and I'm sold.

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[fe_male]

You want that in a lawnmower or something more like an ipod? I can guarantee the latter will screw up any date you're trying to play music for.

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[chisonooggi]

What are you supposed to do with them?

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[fe_male]

Keep them company? I don't know, make some bread crumbs.