003 ¤ [video]

[fe_male]

[ He's sort of holding up a toaster oven but he sets it down pretty quickly. ]

I've got one appliance that takes a little too much glee in burning shit, and what looks like a maudlin blender. Who wants in on this?

[ He's also set up some programs to just sort of trawl the network constantly for various things. One is the word 'pie'. Another is encrypted messages not encrypted enough to be completely hidden from him. Casual re-pimp of permissions. So, yes. Both of these wouldn't be immediately noticed without someone else doing some sort of tracking of their own.

aka: Tony is bored. watch out ]

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[fe_male]

see but i, on the other hand, handle surprise in stride, without injury to others

[boughtabookstore]

I did say I don't outright shoot surprises.

[fe_male]

but you effectively look the gift in the mouth and consider a left hook

[boughtabookstore]

A left hook is applicable to a remarkable amount of life here.

[fe_male]

if i figure out a way to get a bunch of them to line up in a row for you can i watch you apply this as needed?

[boughtabookstore]

I'd enjoy it. So yes.

[fe_male]

i'll see what i can rig up for you then & let you know

[boughtabookstore]

I'll look forward to it.

[fe_male]

in the meantime what are you doing tonight?

[boughtabookstore]

nothing.

[fe_male]

wanna come over? Or go do something?

[boughtabookstore]

Something like what?

[fe_male]

idc. wanna make out?

[boughtabookstore]

You're not a woman. That dampens any prospect of enjoyment from making out for me.

[fe_male]

i could find us a nice bi girl to bridge the gap. like a translator. would that work?

[boughtabookstore]

Let me know if you do.

[fe_male]

i will. pretty much immediately.

[boughtabookstore]

Good to know.

What other options do you have for something to do?

[fe_male]

i'm game for pretty much anything that isn't a one-person activity. hungry?

[boughtabookstore]

Yes. Place in mind or should I pick?

[fe_male]

surprise me

to action y/n/??

[boughtabookstore]

[ have some precise coordinates to a family run open all night burger joint. ]

yyyyy

[fe_male]

[ have some tony stark showing up at these coordinates and sauntering over to a booth to sit and wait on her. unless she's already there, in which case he saunters over to the booth in which she is sitting and slides in across from her. ]

/curls up with

[boughtabookstore]

[ she looks up at his arrival and pushes a menu across the table to him, not quite smiling but looking like she almost could. ]

Their milkshakes are particularly good.

/the most cuddly

[fe_male]

[ well that's... encouraging? ]

They sure seem to have brought me to the yard. One of the perks of adulthood - eating all that crap you wanted to when you were young that'll just kill you now.