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[biwinning]

[Backdated to a few days ago, after Equius decided to totally decimate Sollux's room. He's decided he's done taking Equius' and Eridan's endless torment.]

2O WHO WANT2 A NEW BLOCKMATE??
becau2e ii am 2o fuckiing done wiith the one2 ii have.

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[studieswaitressing]

Yeah, pulled from their selection of new and shiny weapons and modifications.

Video;

[biwinning]

And you wanted that thing?

Video;

[studieswaitressing]

Over something that's going to just weigh me down?

Yeah, I did.

Video;

[biwinning]

They can probably track you now, you know that?? You can't jutht- you'd have to be an idiot to trutht them like that!

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[studieswaitressing]

[She just -- laughs.]

And you think they can't track us anyway?

You'd have to be an idiot to think they wouldn't be keeping eyes and ears on 'assets'.

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[biwinning]

[biwinning]

Yeah, but now you jutht made it eathier.

[studieswaitressing]

[Shrug.]

Let them know where I am.

[biwinning]

...

[He almost wants to warn her about the dangers of microchip technology, but fuck it. If she wanted to get herself into shit, then that's her problem, not his.]

Whatever. Your deal.

I got a ninja thtar.

[A three foot sized ninja star.]

[studieswaitressing]

[The way she sees it, everything about this place is risky -- might as well try and get something that'll help herself out at the same time.]

A -- star? Does it have lasers shooting out of it or something?

[biwinning]

... No. You're thuppothed to throw it.

[studieswaitressing]

Oh.

Well, that's -- cool, I guess.

[biwinning]

... I thuck at it, it'th dumb, I'm not ever going to uthe it.

[studieswaitressing]

You might as well practice with it if you've got it, though.

[biwinning]

I don't need it.

[studieswaitressing]

Right, sure.

[biwinning]

I don't! I have powersth. I don't need a weapon.

[studieswaitressing]

It's always good to be adaptable, though.

[biwinning]

I'm plenty adaptable without a weapon!

[studieswaitressing]

I never said you weren't, but you can always be better.

[biwinning]

I'm better without fussthing around with thome three foot obnoxiouth weapon.

[studieswaitressing]

Until you practice with it.

My brother would probably say that you need to continue your learning, or whatever.

[biwinning]

Yeah, well I bet your brother ithn't the motht powerful pthychic here. Look, I already did enough level grinding in the patht thweep to latht me a good while, I'm not going to jutht train conthtantly all the time.

[studieswaitressing]

[...when did he figure out Charles was a psychic]

Why not? There's not much else to do here.

[biwinning]

[The thing is: he didn't. He was just trying to be condescending.]

There'th being lazy. And eating thnacksth. And finding old ath fuck computer gamesth to play. I'm pretty content with jutht that.