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[... or at least it should be video. There's something blocking the lens that shifts slightly as he starts speaking, letting brief ridges of light seep through.]
Hello? Is this thing on? Am I just talking to myself? I’m finally going crazy, that’s it, right?
Either I’m crazy or I’m unconscious or I’m on drugs, because I can’t actually be here. This is like, Tron and Back to the Future at the same time. I can barely follow those plots when they’re separate! This is a dream, this is a… oh hey, this is a video.
[The finger blocking the lens moves, revealing a dark-haired teenager wearing an almost humorously anxious expression. It’s clear he hasn’t convinced himself that this is all in his imagination, and is growing increasingly worried.]
I guess I’ll just... wait here for a while until I wake up.
[He manages to sit still and wait maybe ten seconds, glancing absently around the room. Once his eyes return to the device, it's abruptly flipped and given a nice view of one wall as he inspects it.]
Seriously though, this thing is broadcasting, right?
Hello? Is this thing on? Am I just talking to myself? I’m finally going crazy, that’s it, right?
Either I’m crazy or I’m unconscious or I’m on drugs, because I can’t actually be here. This is like, Tron and Back to the Future at the same time. I can barely follow those plots when they’re separate! This is a dream, this is a… oh hey, this is a video.
[The finger blocking the lens moves, revealing a dark-haired teenager wearing an almost humorously anxious expression. It’s clear he hasn’t convinced himself that this is all in his imagination, and is growing increasingly worried.]
I guess I’ll just... wait here for a while until I wake up.
[He manages to sit still and wait maybe ten seconds, glancing absently around the room. Once his eyes return to the device, it's abruptly flipped and given a nice view of one wall as he inspects it.]
Seriously though, this thing is broadcasting, right?

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[Anders is a little cautious in his reply, since the last time he replied to a confused teenager, he got accused of working for the Initiative. On the other hand, he did also learn about Cheetos as a result.]
Sorry. I mean that sincerely.
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Yes! I'm here, where is-
[Then he takes in the details.]
-wait, what are you wearing?
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It's entirely possible, based on this view alone, that he could actually be clothed in a muumuu of feathers.]
We're on a ridiculous island called Exsilium, and I'm wearing a coat.
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Oh... kay. Why am I on an island?
[Suddenly a thought occurs to him, and it's clear from his shift in tone that he thinks he's had a useful epiphany, and is about to talk his way out of this weird mess and back home.]
Isn't this technically kidnapping? You know, I'm a minor. That's really illegal.
[Because normal kidnapping is obviously just slightly illegal.]
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If they have any, beyond the exigencies of the moment. [A momentary pause.] Hm. Initiative laws ... Someone ought to look into that. [But he shakes his head.] I expect someone's thought of it, and gave it up for a waste of time.
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No wait, hang on - a soldier? That's not fair! I have things going on back home, important things, I can't just ditch that to fight for someone else. I mean I wish I could help, but- [Wait a second, does he wish he could help? What's the endgame here? And why would they recruit a kid anyway, unless they know he's not just a kid... crap, how much do they know? Scott's eyes narrow a bit at the screen, suddenly wary.]
Who are you? Why did they conscript you?
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I'm a mage. They might have conscripted me for that reason. Or ... they might have less control over their machines than they'd like us to think. Perhaps I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Perhaps you were, too. They'll tell you if you serve them well and win their war, you will be sent home. Whether you believe it or not, you won't be given much choice when they muster the troops.
I really am sorry to tell you all this. Others will confirm the story, if you don't trust what a mage tells you.
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You're a mage. [He repeats this slowly, eyes still narrowed as if he's looking at a puzzle instead of a guy dressed in feathers. Same thing, maybe? Then, suddenly, another epiphany.]
Is that like a witch? [He almost says "veterinarian", but is finally catching on enough to know that the context of his world probably doesn't apply much here.]
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If you want to offend a mage, yes, absolutely use the word witch. Mages are trained. Witches are wild.
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Err, sorry? I didn't know there was a difference, I mean I don't even know if I know any witches - or mages, because they are different things. I don't know if I know either. [Pause for thought.]
Except you, I guess. Are there, uh, many mages where you're from?
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[ she's so helpful. ]
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I kind of already tried that. Still not working. And no offense, but if this was a bad trip, I doubt I'd be seeing dudes in feathers and chicks with tattoos on an iPad.
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You sure? Did you close your eyes real tight and click your heels three times and say 'There's no place like home'?
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Seriously? No, I didn't try that yet. Though honestly, I might have to if I end up stuck here much longer. Know where I can get some red slippers?
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... can they?
fff, sorry, hiatus /)_(\
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Welcome to Exsuilim in the year 3312. You were brought here to fight in the past to save the futures of Earth.
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Yeah, I guess that was in the welcome packet. Am I the only one having a hard time believing that? Besides, I was kind of in the middle of something. [A pause as he actually processes the rest of the sentence.]
Hang on, did you say 'save the futures of Earth'?
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We were all in the middle of something. I think that the Initiative tends to grab people at such points because of how distracted we are.
Yes. Do you really want Earth to have this kind of future?
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Uh... yeah, well, my thing was important. Like, really important.
Wait, does that mean we're really in the future? You're saying if we mess this up, this is what happens?
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We are. And this is what the world is suppose to turn into unless we stop it in the past.
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How do you know they're telling the truth about this? Couldn't it all be some kind of trick? A really, really good trick...
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Try pinching yourself. Maybe that'll get you in a believing mood.
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This is weird, you can't say it's not weird. I bet you didn't buy into it right away either. [He wants to say you don't buy into it, but clearly all of these people do. Maybe they're the crazy ones.]
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Anyone with common sense wouldn't, double so if you were where I'm from. Either way, you'll spend your time denying that it's happening or get over it and deal.
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I bet it didn't take you long to get over it. I mean, no offense, but you seem pretty... confident. And where are you from?
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You catch on quick. [An assessing once over, smirking.] Maybe you aren't as brainless as I thought.
Nowhere you've heard of, unless Panem sounds familiar.
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Uh... no, no Panem. I don't think so anyway. I was never really great at geography, though.
... wait, are you a mage? There are regular people here too, right?
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[She pauses, raising an eyebrow.]
Nobody here is normal. Where'd you get the idea I'm one of the mages?
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How long have you been here?
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What's your name?
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I'm Scott - what about you? And where are you from?
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Have you ever heard of California?
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Hey, it's nice to meet you anyway, though!
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It's nice to meet you, too. Even if this is really freaking weird.
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I just heard about California when they sent us back in time here!