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[theguideless]

hellpo/hello//......howd

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[thleepy]

GOOD JOB!!! IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE USED A COMPUTER????

[theguideless]

whats a computer?

[thleepy]

IT'S THE THING YOU'RE USING RIGHT NOW!!!!! WITH THE KEYBOARD. THE KEYBOARD IS THE PART WITH ALL THE KEYS ON, THE WHOLE THING IS CALLED A COMPUTER.

ACTUALLY I THINK IT IS MORE SPECIFICALLY CALLED A NETBOOK PROBABLY. A NETBOOK IS LIKE A TYPE OF COMPUTER. BUT YOU CAN CALL IT A NETBOOK OR A COMPUTER!!

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[theguideless]

oh

[theguideless]

yes this is the first time i have used a computer netbook

[thleepy]

YOU'RE DOING REALLY GOOD THOUGH!!! I KNEW SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAD NEVER USED A COMPUTER BEFORE. THE FIRST TIME HE USED ONE HE PUNCHED IT AND IT BROKE. THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT HOW YOU USE A COMPUTER

DON'T PUNCH IT OKAY???

[theguideless]

no i will not punch it i promise

[thleepy]

GOOD!! PUNCHING COMPUTERS MAKES THEM BREAK

DON'T DROP IT OR THROW IT OR KICK IT OR SPILL LIQUIDS ON IT OR HIT PEOPLE WITH IT EITHER!!

THAT ALSO MAKES THEM BREAK!!!!!!

[theguideless]

it fell off of the bed on acident earlier im sorry did i break it?

[thleepy]

OH. WELL IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING OKAY SO I DON'T THINK IT'S BROKEN!!! BE CAREFUL THOUGH DON'T DROP IT TOO MUCH OKAY?

IF YOU DO BREAK YOURS I HAVE ONE THAT I'M NOT USING SO I COULD GIVE IT TO YOU. BUT TRY NOT TO BREAK YOURS!!

[theguideless]

i promise i will try not to drop it again thank you!

[thleepy]

OKAY!! DON'T FORGET ABOUT NOT DOING ALL THAT OTHER STUFF TOO

IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ASK ME!! I'M NIK I'M A COMPUTER SO I'M GOOD WITH COMPUTERS

[theguideless]

[.....]

are you this computer?

[suddenly VIDEO]

[thleepy]

Noooo!

[ Nik shows up in... a bathroom mirror? He's climbed up onto the counter and is waving his hands above his head. The camera's from Nik's perspective -- because Nik is the camera, too. The only way to show himself on video is through a mirror. ]

I'm Nikolai! I'm my own computer!

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[theguideless]

[YAUGH!!!!!!


BRB JUMPING IN SURPRISE/ALSO SCRAMBLING TO CATCH COMPUTER SO IT DOESN'T HIT THE FLOOR AGAIN.

also stupid pointless waving at the screen as if he can even see because he has no idea ok]

[theguideless]

you look like a person

[video]

[thleepy]

Hehehe. It's because I'm an android, I'm supposed to look like a person.

[ Nik wrinkles his face at the mirror. ]

Are yooou a person?

[theguideless]

[another delay because wow nothing makes sense.

also people don't have those crazy eyes.

also what is anyone even talking about anymore.]

no i am a darkov and i think there is a mistake i do not know what a droyd is?

[video]

[thleepy]

Android! Androids are computers too but we're supposed to look and act like people. [ Nik pauses. ] Your computer's not an android though I don't think.

[ Nik leans in closer to the mirror, like doing so will somehow bring him closer to Martin. ]

What's a Darkov?

[theguideless]

darkovs hunt monsters for people is that why i am here now is this a new job no one told me about?? im still very confused im sorry i was doing something very important

[back to text]

[thleepy]

MONSTERS?? WHAT SORT OF MONSTERS

I DUNNO MAYBE THERE ARE MONSTERS HERE TOO!! I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY YET THOUGH

[theguideless]

all monsters so if there are none here can i go back?

[thleepy]

[ It takes Nik a long while to answer. He doesn't like being the bearer of bad news but, fact is, he hasn't seen anyone go back home yet... ]

I DON'T KNOW

THERE'S PROBABLY MONSTERS HERE THOUGH!!

[theguideless]

do you know who would know? i could ask them and then take care of it and go

[thleepy]

I DON'T KNOW THAT EITHER. I THINK WE ARE SUPPOSED TO STAY HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT I'M REALLY SORRY