passive: (every day i tell myself i'm sane)
☀ ʙᴇᴛʜᴀɴʏ ʜᴀᴡᴋᴇ. ([personal profile] passive) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-07-03 05:50 pm

☀ 001 | video

[The video feed clicks on, showing a pretty young lady wearing blue and silver armor. One might notice dark circles under her eyes, making her look as though she hasn't had a good night's sleep in weeks. She doesn't acknowledge the netbook right away, instead staring down at the staff in her lap, eyebrows knitted together in thought.

After a moment, she finally looks up, addressing the camera, and rolls her eyes irritably.]


No one ever wants a mage around, I've noticed, unless they think we can be useful for something. And it's always something. First darkspawn, and now I'm fighting a blighted war for some strangers.

I think I'd rather the war, though, so I'll play along. Speaking of which - there are other Grey Wardens here. Or perhaps I still have to deal with darkspawn, but I'm trying to stay optimistic. So, if I may ask who's out there... Stroud? Anyone else from Vigil's Keep?

[She moves to reach for the 'off' button, but freezes. It wouldn't hurt to introduce herself to everyone else here, instead of being such an angry jerk all the time, she realizes. SIGH, her life is so hard. B(]

Ah, and - my name is Bethany Hawke. If I didn't just make it completely obvious, I'm one of your newest "transports." [She bows her head politely.] A pleasure, I'm sure.
gorillawarfare: (No. Nonononono. No.)

[personal profile] gorillawarfare 2012-07-19 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ GROAN ]

Try a little more. More begging is needed because that was dynamite.
gorillawarfare: (No. Nonononono. No.)

[personal profile] gorillawarfare 2012-07-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'll go with culture shock for two hundred, Alec.
gorillawarfare: (JCHRIST TERMITES)

[personal profile] gorillawarfare 2012-07-20 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Erek?

[ how does she know Erek!? no one knows Erek! ]
gorillawarfare: (Default)

I forgive you

[personal profile] gorillawarfare 2012-07-20 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
What does Meryl Streep have to do with any of this? What are we, re-enacting the greatest film moments of all time?




[ groan ]


Can I replace "Meryl Streep" with "Arnold Schwarzenegger" please.
gorillawarfare: (No. Nonononono. No.)

[personal profile] gorillawarfare 2012-07-20 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
You know, normally I'm the picture of...normalcy.
gorillawarfare: (No. Nonononono. No.)

[personal profile] gorillawarfare 2012-07-20 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
California. Please no Venice Beach jokes.
gorillawarfare: (No. Nonononono. No.)

[personal profile] gorillawarfare 2012-07-27 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
And I'm the weird one?