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Experiment 001 // Video

[Jane is looking at her netbook's camera in a mix of dismay, disbelief, and a definite aura of trying to play along with the cosmic joke.]

Seriously? A question, if I may. If I am to fight, why would they choose a physicist? I mean, seriously, come on. This has got to be a giant joke, and I don't have time for it. I mean, yeah weapons, and all that, and an allowance, but that's easy enough to fake. Either that, or I've gone insane from running around with gods and giant suits of armor belching fire. Would anyone care to confirm this or do I wait for someone to jump out and yell 'Suprise!'?

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Are you sure you're sane?

[snort]

They've gone to a Playstation 3 already.

I'm not the one directly going from Playstation 1 to Playstation 3, Miss Physicist.

It took Sony a few years. But yeah, they came out with a PlayStation 3 in 2006, and that was four years ago.

And it is Doctor Foster. [:|]

Wait, wait, wait.

You're saying that because I'm stuck in some time travel loop I am going to miss the most anticipated gamer platform release of all time?!

[ yeah. suddenly you being ripped from home has become all about him. and his now obsolete playstation ]

Wait, time travel loop? What do you mean by that? I just showed up here.

Me too. Apparently this is 3321 or something.

I was skeptical, but apparently there's PS3s running around so now I have to believe it's the future.

Seriously? I'm twenty three thousand years in the future? But, it's certainly possible. Time is space, so it could be easy enough to figure out how to enter it and exit it.

Sorry, my eyes just glazed over.

[ a blink ]

Hey, do you hear an echo in here?

[she laughs]

And I hadn't even gotten into quantum tunneling and the physics of wormholes!

Sorry to cut you off before the no doubt well-educated explanation, but it won't do any good. Back home the laws of physics get bent more than plastic straws.

Say it with me now, Z-Space.

Enstein-Rosen bridge.

Thermonucleatic detonation.

See? I can make up words too.

Mine is a valid theoretical construct. Except it isn't theoretical anymore, since I have seen proof of its existence.

And mine is a valid Star Wars weapon.

Game, set, match I think.

Was it supposed to be a contest? Also which part of Star Wars are we talking about? The original trilogy, the expanded universe or the prequel trilogy?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[ and just like that, the heavens parted, the earth shook, reality unraveled with a single, destructive tug ]

There's a prequel trilogy?!

George Lucas had to tell the story of Anakin Skywalker. [small smirk]

That's it. Kidnapping I could deal with. Conscription I could deal with.

But missing out on the backstory of Darth freaking Vader? It's on.

[ muttered ]
Man, this is just my luck. If we win the war I'm demanding Anakin backstory plus more Chewbacca. You can never get enough Chewbacca.

He grew up on Tatooine as a slave boy, and was trained as a Jedi by Obi-Wan Kenobi.

I could tell you more, but I think you would enjoy the waiting for the rest of the story.

Or, you know, die in the agony of anticipation. You're a cruel, cruel woman.

You'll be fine. Anticipation makes it better.

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