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[legal_eagle]

[Today, the message is brief - and Sonya's back to her usual excessive brightness, a deep contrast to the last time she sent out a message.]

So what are everyone's New Year's resolutions? I'm a big proponent of publicly announcing what you intend to do so that later, people can publicly shame you if you don't keep to it. And yeah, okay, no one bust in with "We've been chatting about them elsewhere on the network," I don't stalk you, you shameless egotists, so I haven't heard, and I totally want to know.

Anyway, my number one resolution this year is to quit smoking. Again. And to learn how to cook something - anyone have any suggestions as to where you should start when you're learning to cook?

Comments

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[legal_eagle]

Long time. People like you and me have been brought here for about the past two years, from what I understand.

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[ringthenoise]

And this Initiative isn't any closer to winning this thing than they were when they started.

Or at least it looks that way.

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[legal_eagle]

Oh, but surely they have a hidden, secret plan. You simply have to have faith, and submit to getting violently shut down if you try to challenge the Initiative.