video;

[snowghoul]

[The video feed opens to reveal a very stoic-looking monster. She's standing in front of an igloo with a large snowboard in hand.]

Merry Christmas. I am offering lessons of the snowboarding for interested people. Will be starting tomorrow morning.

One condition. You must not be holding feelings of violence towards yetis. [There are reasons behind this -- mostly because they may be snowboarding on hills that yetis frequent often.]

This holiday is for the giving to less fortunate, yes? Will make igloos for those people who are still being homeless.

[She's very excited to finally partake in the festivities -- can't you tell?]

Comments

[speakveryclearly]

Pretty much. A range from red to orange to yellow to green to blue to violet......

[snowghoul]

[...Okay. You know what the next question will be:]

...What color of blood you are having?

[speakveryclearly]

Jade green.

[...eyebrow raise.] Just so there's no confusion: What about you? [Heath, she already knows, is completely devoid of the substance - something with a completely different scent flows through his veins.]

[snowghoul]

Red. Most monsters are having the red blood.

[speakveryclearly]

I should have guessed. I've gotten the impression your world isn't that different from Earth, except less discriminatory.