video;

[snowghoul]

[The video feed opens to reveal a very stoic-looking monster. She's standing in front of an igloo with a large snowboard in hand.]

Merry Christmas. I am offering lessons of the snowboarding for interested people. Will be starting tomorrow morning.

One condition. You must not be holding feelings of violence towards yetis. [There are reasons behind this -- mostly because they may be snowboarding on hills that yetis frequent often.]

This holiday is for the giving to less fortunate, yes? Will make igloos for those people who are still being homeless.

[She's very excited to finally partake in the festivities -- can't you tell?]

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[snowghoul]

[Wow. She's going to have to tell Frankie about this, should the ghoul ever end up here.]

Oh.

[Well, it's time to answer his first question.] See this board. To snowboard is sliding down hill of snow on board.

[transuniversal]

[Instantly he knows, this is a thing he really badly wants to do.]

Like skateboarding, simply out of an urban environment on snow.

[That's the most technical explanation ever, but.]

[snowghoul]

[She grins.] Yes! Like skateboarding.

[transuniversal]

I have no doubt I could do that easily.

[snowghoul]

You are pro at the skateboarding? Will see how fast it is taking you to learn how to do the snowboarding.

[transuniversal]

I am a pro at anything I want to be a pro at. I am Kree. We train for such things.

[snowghoul]

[This pings her interest. She's always up for a healthy dose of competition!] Ha! You talk like big iceberg. Will see tomorrow.

[transuniversal]

It's a date. [...then-] "Big iceberg"?