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[The video feed opens to reveal a very stoic-looking monster. She's standing in front of an igloo with a large snowboard in hand.]

Merry Christmas. I am offering lessons of the snowboarding for interested people. Will be starting tomorrow morning.

One condition. You must not be holding feelings of violence towards yetis. [There are reasons behind this -- mostly because they may be snowboarding on hills that yetis frequent often.]

This holiday is for the giving to less fortunate, yes? Will make igloos for those people who are still being homeless.

[She's very excited to finally partake in the festivities -- can't you tell?]

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Nope, the yetis and I are a-okay. I mean it's not like they've tried to attack us or anything.

You'll have to make one, but I can bring you some wood.

( that's being helpful, right? )

[You're officially on her good side, Rodimus. Thumbs up to you!]

Agreement.

Fine. Please to bring hour before lesson. [Extremely helpful!]

( SCORE ONE FOR THE GIANT ROBOT )

And they don't get testy if you don't look human or anything. Which is better than everyone else here.

( complaining about this would probably go down better when not pretending to be passably human. )

Will do. I'm Rodimus, by the way.

Edited 2013-12-26 20:39 (UTC)

[Hold the phone.]

Is true, but what is human like you knowing about that. [She frowns a little.]

Me? I'm not human.

( the woman's form vanishes like someone turning off a tv - and it's a second or two before that face is replaced by a large metallic one. )

It's called a holoform - we use it to interact with local species so they don't, you know, panic.