video;

[snowghoul]

[The video feed opens to reveal a very stoic-looking monster. She's standing in front of an igloo with a large snowboard in hand.]

Merry Christmas. I am offering lessons of the snowboarding for interested people. Will be starting tomorrow morning.

One condition. You must not be holding feelings of violence towards yetis. [There are reasons behind this -- mostly because they may be snowboarding on hills that yetis frequent often.]

This holiday is for the giving to less fortunate, yes? Will make igloos for those people who are still being homeless.

[She's very excited to finally partake in the festivities -- can't you tell?]

Comments

[snowghoul]

[Another sigh.]

Please to not burn snowboard. Is only one I am owning.

[hotdate]

I wouldn't even dare. [He will try so hard not to do this. So hard]

[snowghoul]

[...Yeah, she doesn't trust you to do that yet]

Wait. I will make snowboard for you.

[hotdate]

[WISE CHOICE]

Wow, really? One just for me. Thanks, Abbey!

[snowghoul]

Yes. Is no problem.

[She doesn't even realize how he might interpret this]

Do not be late.

[hotdate]

[Too late for that now!]

I won't be, in fact, I'll be there early! [And probably fall into a snowdrift on his way there. Send rescue dogs.]

[snowghoul]

[Yeeeeeah, she's gonna take that with a little grain of salt. But she'll be there to save your butt from whatever trouble you get into while you're snowboarding!]

Goodbye.

[hotdate]

[She is a good friend.]

See you later, Abbey.