thirteen (text) ♞ ❝two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree.❞

[limitstorm]

I'm starting to think I'm the only one coming up with resolutions for the New Year, around here...

If you hear anyone singing off-tune in the next few days, I'm sorry. From the looks of it, my best friend started giving out caroling lessons, even if he knows he's tone-deaf.

Just throw a snowball at his head, he'll knock it off.

Comments

[limitstorm]

So is thinking that resolutions are like wishes.
Pretty sure they're promises you make to yourself.

[ectobiological]

ok then wise guy what are yours?

cracks up

[limitstorm]

Learn how to make something besides pie for dessert.
Maybe cake, or... something.

ew riku EW

[ectobiological]

why not learn to make something that is not completely GROSS.

oh come on

[limitstorm]

What have you got against cake and pie?

this is an abomination

[ectobiological]

i do not have anything against cake and pie.
they are just the worst possible options.

this is sparta and sparta serves some mean ass pie

[limitstorm]

Fine, what's your suggestion?

then sparta is LAME and needs to be taken over

[ectobiological]

maybe some spaghetti?

excuse YOU sparta ain't having any of your conquest shit

[limitstorm]

I meant for dessert.
I'm pretty good at everything else.

what's it gonna do to stop me!!

[ectobiological]

wow you are so humble.
how about something with dark chocolate... and maybe some fruit?
like an orange or something.

SOMETHING... spartan...

[limitstorm]

A dark chocolate... orange.
Huh.
There're those things called truffles. They can't be that hard to make.

is it the darkness

[ectobiological]

they are not so bad for desserts, that is for sure.