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[Preaching is something Kevin can do blindfolded, but socializing is not by far his specialty. In fact, right now he wishes he was blindfolded. And yet he is braving the terrifying audience of strangers to deliver his very important invitation. It is that time of the year, after all.]

G-good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Please allow me to apologize for infringing on your time. However, I wonder if any of you would be interested in joining a little amateur choir? The city seems odd without proper Christmas carols, wouldn’t you agree? Fortunately, I have had the honor of directing a few church choirs in the past, and happened to find a place that seems just right. [He casts an uncertain glance over his shoulder, revealing a dark and creepy museum hall.] …As long as one refrain from feeding the penguins, I suppose. [He redirects his attention to the tablet with a self-conscious cough.] Perfect acoustics, I tell you!

Ah, and for those adventurous enough to give it a try, there will be cookies and hot cocoa after every rehearsal.

[Cookies and hot cocoa should not be viewed as a bribery for heaven. Not at all. Why, even the most prayerful can use a little nudge now and then.]

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I'm glad to see the busy season has left you enough time to engage in the usual festivities the holidays call for.

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Well, there is always a little time for Christmas.

[Otherwise God would be sad. And Kevin doesn't want God to be sad.]

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[ well.

at least kevin is ensuring less sadness happens. ]

A good spirit to have.

Will you be taking your carolers to the streets as well?

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I was not considering that. Some of our carolers...are rather bashful.

[That would include himself.

Well, that and his best caroler is a giant bug.]

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[ well, you know what they say about cockroaches and the end of the world.

it shouldn't be so farfetched a thought to think that they've evolved past the beatles. ]

With enough practice, you might combat that.

I'm sure it would be a lovely treat for us to open the door to.

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[He has been practicing for billions of years. The only thing he has managed to combat is his propensity to faint from stage fright.

That said, Mister Francœur would be hurt. He is a giant flea, not a giant cockroach. Though Kevin is under the impression he is a mutant cicada.]

Indeed, sir. M-meanwhile, one can always come see us at the museum.

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Is that so.

Well, I am sure the exhibits will appreciate the singing just as well.

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...If that would brighten the environment just a little bit.

[The museum is terribly gloomy, sir.]