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[Preaching is something Kevin can do blindfolded, but socializing is not by far his specialty. In fact, right now he wishes he was blindfolded. And yet he is braving the terrifying audience of strangers to deliver his very important invitation. It is that time of the year, after all.]

G-good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Please allow me to apologize for infringing on your time. However, I wonder if any of you would be interested in joining a little amateur choir? The city seems odd without proper Christmas carols, wouldn’t you agree? Fortunately, I have had the honor of directing a few church choirs in the past, and happened to find a place that seems just right. [He casts an uncertain glance over his shoulder, revealing a dark and creepy museum hall.] …As long as one refrain from feeding the penguins, I suppose. [He redirects his attention to the tablet with a self-conscious cough.] Perfect acoustics, I tell you!

Ah, and for those adventurous enough to give it a try, there will be cookies and hot cocoa after every rehearsal.

[Cookies and hot cocoa should not be viewed as a bribery for heaven. Not at all. Why, even the most prayerful can use a little nudge now and then.]

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[wait, what does that mean?!]

Eh? [wide eyed] I just... singing's not really my thing. [he looks away from the camera, waving one hand] Sure, I putz around on a guitar but it's not like it's a serious thing. I'd probably sound awful anyway.

A guitar? How lovely ~

[Kevin is currently imagining something like this. ]

[EW, KEVIN, NO THAT'S SO NOT COOL?!]

[except Yosuke doesn't know so he just kind of blushes and sputters;] Nah, I kinda suck. Haven't had time to practice lately!

[... !!]

Wait, no, why are we talking about that?

[But it is so beautiful!]

Isn't it obvious? The choir should be an excellent opportunity for practicing!

[it's so dated tho]

Wha- No?! I can still turn this down, right? There are probably other people here who are way better performers anyway.

[What are you saying, this is a brand new 1888 model!]

Naturally, though please bear in mind that this is not about performing well, but enjoying ourselves and embracing the Christmas spirit.

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[SO DATED man, does Yosuke even pay attention to history class? Probably not. ]

... Well, I'm fine with the enjoying ourselves bit. Juuuuuuust not so sure about the performing part.

Speaking of Christmas spirit, shouldn't you think about sprucing up the museum? It looks kinda [he searches for a description, anything other than depressing as hell. Cold? Lonely? Un-holiday-like??] creepy.

I hear you, sir! The museum is terribly depressing and might give everyone involved traumatizing nightmares.

Would you like to help?

[now that he thinks about it, this sounds like one of his jobs at Junes. Fixing holiday displays.

... Whatever, as long as he doesn't have to put on a stupid costume he'll live]

If it gets me out of singing, then sure. Did you, uh, have any ideas as to how to get the decor for the place?

Red and green, naturally.

[That's clearly what Christmas decor is all about.

Oh, wait! He is missing something important...]

...We might need a tree too.

Red and green... [he smiles but gives a long suffering sigh anyway] Probably going to have to play gopher for a few people. Oh well, another day in the life. Sounds grand.

We'll probably need to get someone to help us get a tree though. Unless there's a plastic one hanging around somewhere.

Plastic tree, you say?

[Are they born like that these days?]

Yeah, like those we sell at Junes. They're a lot more durable than the real stuff... Doesn't smell as nice though and a lot of people say they like the natural stuff more - feels more 'festive' - but when you don't have a lot of space it's a pretty good replacement. Especially in the city! Some of them come with lights built in, even-

[he stops abruptly, blinks and then covers his face with his hands]

Oh god, I'm doing the sales associate thing again. Whyyyy...

[Kevin doesn't know what a sales associate is, but he knows what Yosuke is doing.]

It is all right, sir. You don't need to sell me a plastic tree.

[indignant whine;] I'm not trying to! Junes doesn't even exist here!

... And could you stop calling me 'sir'? It's kinda weird. [pause] Uncomfortable.

[Oh no, another child who hates politeness.]

Yes, s--- Ah, my apologies. My name is Kevin Cecil.

[he doesn't hate politeness! He just thinks you're weird for calling a 17/18 year old 'sir'. 8| ]

It's not like you needed to apologize for that... [slightly uncomfortable looking but he brushes it off] Well, name's Yosuke Hanamura. Nice to meet you, Cecil!

[Not weird!

He, on the other hand, has been rendered more comfortable by the short exchange of names. Ah, that is more according to plan.]

Nice to meet you, Yosuke Hanamura. I hope to see you at the museum soon.

Sure thing!

... Uh... is there a specific time you want me to show up? Otherwise, I'm gonna try asking around for some cloth or something. Candles? [a laugh] Sorry, I've, like, helped doing decorations before but that's usually when people have already got a set ready. Or something.

I fear we have not been as fortunate. Unless you count avant-garde art of dubious taste.

[After a sudden stroke of brilliancy.]

...In fact, putting those abominations to a more dignified use might be an act of charity toward this freezing land.

[he blinks at the camera. Then, dubiously;]

Act of charity?

Yes. Such ugliness should never prevail in the blessed land of Britain. We should turn it into something beautiful.

Oh... Kay...

[SO UNSURE he doesn't know what you are talking about like whoa this guy probably has a lot of feels about England maybe Yosuke should watch what he says]

[Angel guardian of Britain. He doesn't care which version!]

You should start with the centipede man. Sister Rosette has already broken it, so the most difficult part is already done.

.. Centipede man?

Wait, what are you thinking of doing anyway?!

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